French PIP Breasts are bad… But MHRA say they are good! Silicone implant paperweights. Festmas updates… EVIL Tesco Haverhill. Perhaps cancel Christmas? Salvation Army playing silly music in the entrance. The ‘science’ behind CRB Checks. Uncle Pete told Leigh about YouGov. Mr Oil calls in for a chat – and apologies for breaking Monday’s show. BT update – cables nicked from Haverhill. Mr Oil has a rant about UK Snow. Update about Dirty Boxers Festmas shows. Update with YouHaveDownloaded.com – RIAA and Homeland Security Caught Downloading Torrents – Splinter calls in Aussie-place! Leigh tries to get Splinter to drink. Roll call with Splinter. Laptop dies!