DB640 – French Mother Takes Exam For Daughter, Cannabis Not Linked To Lung Cancer, and Exam Talk

It be Friday…

Disney and Lucas are top on the agenda, we slag them off. Thanks to Charlie Boy and Mordor for giving us a shout-out on their conference, which is spectacular. More info about watching their conference on-demand can be found on their site.

MrOil joins us after the first break to explain what daybreak on ITV is. Leigh then tells us a sorry tale of the lack of ambulances [video can be viewed here].

A 52 year old woman has been arrested in France for sitting an exam in the place of her 19 year old daughter.

Ben is stressing out because he has a physics exam next Tuesday.

Florida news! A man has been stabbed over some beer and mac’n’cheese.

A new study has concluded that light use of cannabis is not harmful for your health.

DB639 – Zombies, Manscaping issues, and Spot Squad App pays you to spot illegally parked cars

It be Wednesday…

We start the day with a more-than-one-word-weather and quotes from various books. Leigh moves on to the in-depth subject of manscaping and how bored he is with it.

We talk about bitmessage for a little while. A new alternative to email with some advantages, but several drawbacks.

Leigh talks about his ideas for his new studio, with webcams and many other things.

A man has hit another man with his own prosthetic leg, is this considered kicking or now?

An app exists that pays you to spot illegally parked cars, Leigh is furious, as is the rest of our panel, who call it every name imaginable while keeping the programme PG13 rated.

Zombie news! In Nottingham, there were no confirmed zombie sightings.

DB636 – Toy Unicorn Passports, Eyeball Licking Causing Pinkeye and America’s 50 worst charities

It be Thursday…

We start the day with many sound issues, wonky-ness ensues. Also, Leigh’s telephony box has been delayed in production, he is frustrated.

We talk about friend of the show David Pakman, smearing himself around the internet but still not mainstream media.

After the top of the hour, Tory calls in. We talk about a childs fake passport for her toy unicorn.

We have Florida news! The Kid’s Wish foundation raises millions of dollars every year, but they only spend 3 cents for every dollar they receive on kids.

DB629 – Live Sex Show Busted Inside Utah Cinema, Modern Families, Simulcasting and the issues of mobile phones

It be a Saturday show…

Obviously starting as we mean to go on, the old database starts playing, which gives Leigh concern. Callum also joining us today, as he has nothing better to do. Mondern families confuse Leigh. What is the point of visiting family members, when the first thing you do is try and find something else to do without them?

Without much warning, Mr Oil decided it was a good idea to simulcast the show on NAG Radio too. The great Pop-Tart debate. Big Voice Jay does a radio show called ‘Fun Zone Radio’. Mr Oil, Cynthia, Tory and Tashabella call in to cause mischief.

Finally, we discuss the surreal news of a Live Sex Show Busted Inside Utah Movie Theater Allegedly Had Janitor As Ringleader. eBay pulls auction for man’s spot in heaven.

DB625 – This One’s for Bradley…

It be Monday…

Leigh tells the story of what happened last Saturday to cause a week break in shows.

Matt from Australia calls in to help with the show, by increasing the percentage of Australians involved. MrOil (AKA DjOil) calls in to ask about the imitation of his promo. Leigh has an idea for a brilliant money-making scheme, however it only works after he has pegged it. We go over some engrish instructions which you can see here. We talk about the couple that auctioned off their virginity, the woman got a much higher price.

A florida woman, Natasha Myers, used her keys to etch the shape of a penis onto a car in a car park. We then play and talk about this video .

We have penis news! A woman has bitten off her husbands penis after he made her leave the rodeo early. Two-Way Mirrors In Scottish Nightclub’s Ladies’ Room Sparks Controversy [image].

DB623 – Sex in Sweden: condoms optional, Man Cuts Off Own Penis During Fight With Girlfriend and Backwood Cooking

It be Friday…

Leigh is rather shattered, and Ben is bloody late.

Last night Leigh was at scouts and did some lovely Backwood Cooking, and decides to teach you a few lovely recipies – including Twisters.

Tory calls in because Ben is STILL late – to start complaining about the summer heat.

Half of young Swedes don’t use condoms when having sex with a new partner, according to a new study, which also found that 30 percent of Swedes use no contraceptive measures at all. A Swedish man is facing a five-million kronor ($750,000) add-on to his tax bill after the authorities took a proper look at his account on the professional networking site LinkedIn.

An Oklahoma Chili’s said a waitress was fired for a Facebook photo of police dining at the eatery with a caption saying they “better hope I’m not their server.” Chef Allegedly Killed Over Meal Diners Thought Was Poorly Prepared.

DB618 – Adobe are stupid, Tests for new chemical guns in UK, and Scott Barron Allegedly Masturbates At Sailboats

It be Friday…

Leigh has many rants and is feeling unwell, fun times. We talk about his crimes and punishments too.

Leigh is ranting about adobe and their cloud stupidity. Ben does a science update. The UK Home Office is testing a new form of chemical gun, which could be used to control rioters and can be fired from more than 100 feet away.

Mothers day is this weekend in the USA and Australia.

Meanwhile, in Florida, a tutor and former pornstar has had his advertisement removed from a school whose students he tutored occasionally.

Another man has been charged with allegedly masturbating in public.

A woman is being charged after trying to cure her son of a gunshot wound by looking up a cure on webMD.

DB613 – Bras and Thongs for Men, New Zealand Banning Names again, and Teacher to Appeal Firing For Urinating In Class

It be Friday…

Leigh is getting concerned with Tashabella. She is going to a wedding, and EVEN Sir Darryl is worried.

For men who may often find it difficult to find just the right bra for them, Australian company HommeMystery has the answer. It has launched a new range of frilly undies for guys. The New Zealand government regulates baby names, refusing to register any it deems offensive, too close to an official title or rank, or likely to cause a lifetime of pain for the recipient.

We have Florida news! A man has been accused of using the 911 service as a delivery system for many things. Leigh thinks this idea should be made official policy and they should be a delivery service.

A New Jersey second grade teacher is appealing his firing. It is alleged he took a piss in class and told students to carry jars of his piss to the bathroom.

DB612 – Masturbate-A-Thon 2013 [Ben should be part of 2014], New Jersey Mum Allegedly Told Son He Had Cancer, and UK politics are rubbish

It be Thursday…

We start the day with no technical issues whatsoever. Americans and Britishers are the topic of the first segment.

We then talk about new ideas and new people (potentially) in Leighs life.

Leigh has a HUGE complaint about every show that has ever existed, video or audio.

British politics is on the discussion table, Leigh maintains all the choices are the same. There is a competition in Philadelphia, Leigh wants to send Ben and Chris to participate. Leigh talks about scammers getting mortgages, and people faking cancer.

DB610 – Happy 3rd Birthday to Dirty Boxers Show

It be Tuesday…

Let the festivites commence with beer! Brian & Mr Humphries call in to help celebrate. Dominic Neagle says you cannot ‘pinch and zoom’ with your face… Meanwhile, rants about public transport starts.

Channel 4’s Dispatches programme looked in to delivery firms, and had shocking footage from UKMail and TNT services. The episode is called “Secrets of Your Missing Mail”. Dispatches says: ‘With shoppers increasingly relying on private parcel companies to deliver online purchases, Dispatches goes undercover to find out why couriers sometimes fail to deliver’ – and is well worth a watch.

Leigh reviews again, with jealous envious eyes, how lovely Uncle Pete’s living in the west country. He also takes time to review how the show has changed over the past 3yrs and 600 odd episodes.

Woman fakes cancer, uses donated funds for heroin. Mother forced daughter, 14, to become pregnant, British court reveals. Swedes told to bury ‘freeze-dried’ dead. Reginald Cruz Allegedly Told Boy Scout Lies In Foot Fetish Scheme.