142 Felony Counts for Instagram, Filming Students and Coming Out Live [AGAIN] | Bitesize

The first Dirty Boxers: Bitesize, where we talk about the weird news that has been submitted via the Dirty Boxers Family.


Eugenio Freitas Caught Masturbating In The Meat Aisle Of UK Supermarket. Fortunately, the only meat he touched was his own. Eugenio Freitas, 49, “fully intended” to go shopping at a local supermarket when he got extremely horny, became overwhelmed by his “excessive sexual drive,” and began touching himself through his pants in the meat aisle, according to a UK court hearing. Closed circuit television recorded Freitas with his hands in his pockets for about 10 minutes.

Seth Thompson, Ex-Library Employee, Filmed Students Masturbating In Bathroom. A former library employee at Floriday Atlantic University is accused of secretly filming students masturbating in a campus bathroom, then uploading the videos to porn websites.

Dupree Johnson Charged With 142 Felony Counts After Cop Sees His Instagram. Posting a few selfies helped a south Florida man end up in a jail cell. A sheriff in Palm Beach County, Fla., recently came across the Instagram page of Dupree Johnson, 19. Noting that Johnson had a rap sheet that included grand theft, burglary, and felony possession of a firearm, the deputy decided to look more closely at the pictures.

Coming Out Live [AGAIN]: http://bit.ly/IK4Ehs


DB643 – Beery Boxers, Girls Told Sex Acts Would Prevent Pregnancy, Masturbating Bike Fetishist and an IMPORTANT announcement

It be Thursday…

Its Leigh’s Birthday today! He has many gifts and sweet things to eat. Many people have contacted Leigh to congratulate him.

The big announcement is announced, it is a sad one and we discuss it.

A South Carolina minister has been jailed for performing sexual acts on young girls, telling them that by doing so they would not get pregnant, get an STD or start liking other girls.

A man in hoody hoody land has been caught sitting on a bike naked while masturbating.

We have Florida news! A man called Brandon has punched his father because he was allegedly making Kool-Aid wrong.

DB640 – French Mother Takes Exam For Daughter, Cannabis Not Linked To Lung Cancer, and Exam Talk

It be Friday…

Disney and Lucas are top on the agenda, we slag them off. Thanks to Charlie Boy and Mordor for giving us a shout-out on their conference, which is spectacular. More info about watching their conference on-demand can be found on their site.

MrOil joins us after the first break to explain what daybreak on ITV is. Leigh then tells us a sorry tale of the lack of ambulances [video can be viewed here].

A 52 year old woman has been arrested in France for sitting an exam in the place of her 19 year old daughter.

Ben is stressing out because he has a physics exam next Tuesday.

Florida news! A man has been stabbed over some beer and mac’n’cheese.

A new study has concluded that light use of cannabis is not harmful for your health.

DB625 – This One’s for Bradley…

It be Monday…

Leigh tells the story of what happened last Saturday to cause a week break in shows.

Matt from Australia calls in to help with the show, by increasing the percentage of Australians involved. MrOil (AKA DjOil) calls in to ask about the imitation of his promo. Leigh has an idea for a brilliant money-making scheme, however it only works after he has pegged it. We go over some engrish instructions which you can see here. We talk about the couple that auctioned off their virginity, the woman got a much higher price.

A florida woman, Natasha Myers, used her keys to etch the shape of a penis onto a car in a car park. We then play and talk about this video .

We have penis news! A woman has bitten off her husbands penis after he made her leave the rodeo early. Two-Way Mirrors In Scottish Nightclub’s Ladies’ Room Sparks Controversy [image].

DB618 – Adobe are stupid, Tests for new chemical guns in UK, and Scott Barron Allegedly Masturbates At Sailboats

It be Friday…

Leigh has many rants and is feeling unwell, fun times. We talk about his crimes and punishments too.

Leigh is ranting about adobe and their cloud stupidity. Ben does a science update. The UK Home Office is testing a new form of chemical gun, which could be used to control rioters and can be fired from more than 100 feet away.

Mothers day is this weekend in the USA and Australia.

Meanwhile, in Florida, a tutor and former pornstar has had his advertisement removed from a school whose students he tutored occasionally.

Another man has been charged with allegedly masturbating in public.

A woman is being charged after trying to cure her son of a gunshot wound by looking up a cure on webMD.

DB602 – Hide From Zombies, Llamas fight Sheep-killing Wolves, Elderly men should ride women, and Ignoring the Obvious

It be Tuesday…

Ben is at his bookclub, and Leigh is confused what to do. Somedays you just don’t know whether to talk about the obvious or not. Early morning wake-up call for Brian… But Leigh is concerned Brian is trying to cheat at EVERYTHING 9as Leigh has been sent in some OUTRAGEOUS evidence).

Animal predator experts in southern Sweden are hoping llamas’ natural fighting instincts will help scare off the wolves thought to be responsible for a recent sheep-killing spree in the area. The elderly, both men and women, should use women’s bikes in order to cut the number of accidents when getting in and out of the saddle, according to the conclusions in a report by Swedish researchers.  Where To Hide From Zombies: 5 State Parks Perfect For Riding Out The Apocalypse. Ferrets Sold As Toy Poodles: Argentina Pet Dealers Reportedly Selling Weasels On Steroids.