Flappy Birds! What Flappy Birds? And other dodgy Apps… | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 729

It be Monday…

Leigh is joined with Tory today, after a morning of doing more paperwork for the government. He is trying to work out who is actually working for who? Is Leigh his own boss, or is the government? Much confusion is caused. We also get an update concerning the #KillerFloods.

Meanwhile, Callum thought he had come up with a solution to the issue threatening the Dirty Boxers Family currently: PodFund.com. The problem is that the site doesn’t launch until the 3rd March. However, randomly Leigh and Tory come up with a new “winning” idea of creating audio books. Leigh decides to practice…

As promised, Flappy Bird creator Dong Nguyen has removed his torturous app from Apple’s App Store. Flappy Bird is gone. It is survived by knockoffs like Clumsy Bird and Happy Poo Flap, and by the nightmares and thumb pain it has caused you these last few weeks.

Own an iOS or Android device and want to become educated in the ways of the music biz while learning about piracy? Well in theory now you can, with Music Inc., a new app released today by the UK music industry.

A Massachusetts woman is being accused of taking a cab driver for a ride; by refusing to pay a $980 cab fare. On Wednesday, Denise Rebelato, 31, returned from Brazil and grabbed the cab at JFK International Airport. She had the driver, Adnan Chaudhry drive her to Framingham, Mass., about 15 miles west of Boston.

Looking more like a space-age bauble than intimate aid, the Ora vibrator mimics the movements of the tongue to create “the world’s most sophisticated oral sex simulator,” its maker says.

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142 Felony Counts for Instagram, Filming Students and Coming Out Live [AGAIN] | Bitesize

The first Dirty Boxers: Bitesize, where we talk about the weird news that has been submitted via the Dirty Boxers Family.

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Eugenio Freitas Caught Masturbating In The Meat Aisle Of UK Supermarket. Fortunately, the only meat he touched was his own. Eugenio Freitas, 49, “fully intended” to go shopping at a local supermarket when he got extremely horny, became overwhelmed by his “excessive sexual drive,” and began touching himself through his pants in the meat aisle, according to a UK court hearing. Closed circuit television recorded Freitas with his hands in his pockets for about 10 minutes.

Seth Thompson, Ex-Library Employee, Filmed Students Masturbating In Bathroom. A former library employee at Floriday Atlantic University is accused of secretly filming students masturbating in a campus bathroom, then uploading the videos to porn websites.

Dupree Johnson Charged With 142 Felony Counts After Cop Sees His Instagram. Posting a few selfies helped a south Florida man end up in a jail cell. A sheriff in Palm Beach County, Fla., recently came across the Instagram page of Dupree Johnson, 19. Noting that Johnson had a rap sheet that included grand theft, burglary, and felony possession of a firearm, the deputy decided to look more closely at the pictures.

Coming Out Live [AGAIN]: http://bit.ly/IK4Ehs

 

DB656 – ‘Blowpaste’ Lube Launches Fundraiser, The Great USELESS Mobile Phone Market Debate, and EVIL Primark Trip of Joy

It be Thursday…

Leigh is joined by Tory and Brian, and wonders if he can disown Ali. Clothes shopping is one of the WORST pass-times for a bloke, and yet Ali FORCED Leigh to go shopping for clothes for while he is going on strike.

“Back to school” gear are already in the shops, even though the children have JUST broken up from school for summer break… Tad rude! Meanwhile, why are tourists so stupid? They get in the way with everything, then wonder why you get miffed off with their stupidity.

Leigh explains why he has decided to purchase a Samsung Galaxy S3 – then big debate about why he want’s the “older” model.

Terry Engles, Chip Malinowski Run Nude Bed And Breakfast In Residential Florida. Tumblr Mobile Filter Anti-Gay? Why App Is Banning #Gay, #Lesbian And #Bisexual Tags. Vibrating Bicycle Seat, ‘Happy Ride,’ Hits Sex Shop Shelves.  ‘Blowpaste’ Lube Launches Fundraiser To Spread The Love For Vegan, Gluten-Free Oral Sex Gel.

DB653 – Leigh goes on strike, 3hrs of private time and Naked Man Hates The Colour Red

It be Monday…

And Ben can’t be bothered, so Leigh & Tory try and cope without him. However, Leigh is concerned that Tashabella and MCS Matt are flapping back to Sir Darryl’s show. Because of this rudeness, Leigh is going on strike. Brian is told off for being a stalker.

It’s been a hectic weekend with Leigh and his depression setting in. Had to arrange an emergency doctors appointment, as well as get a check-up with friends. He has also been shopping for motorhomes. Also, where has Erik Lanigan gone?

Leigh is taking FULL responsibility for a naughty, bad thing, that happened on Saturday with some of the fellow scout leaders.

Sean C. Flaherty Busted Car Tail Lights While Naked. William “Billy” Cantrell Stole Human Ashes Thinking They Were Cocaine. Meanwhile, David Pakman Show [friend of the show] stealing content from us: Video.

DB644 – Leigh’s Birthday aftermath, Food Blogs, and Cannabis-Fed Pigs…

It be Friday…

Leigh is NOT hungover… Honest. Thankfully Tory is here to add support. Brian calls in to talk about food – a shocking revelation! Babies in restaurants turn out to be Brian’s kryptonite. Leigh then FINALLY starts to explain what happened at his birthday gathering.

Leigh had an idea with Ben last night, and explains how he wishes to go travelling in the next couple of months. It’s known as ‘Van-dwelling’ in the USA.

Marijuana-Fed Pigs Make ‘Best Pork Chop You’ve Ever Had’. ‘Taboo USA’: Breatharian Kirby Survives On Air And Has Only Had Seven Meals In 10 Months. British Psychic TV Channels Fined For Not Telling Viewers It’s All B.S.

DB643 – Beery Boxers, Girls Told Sex Acts Would Prevent Pregnancy, Masturbating Bike Fetishist and an IMPORTANT announcement

It be Thursday…

Its Leigh’s Birthday today! He has many gifts and sweet things to eat. Many people have contacted Leigh to congratulate him.

The big announcement is announced, it is a sad one and we discuss it.

A South Carolina minister has been jailed for performing sexual acts on young girls, telling them that by doing so they would not get pregnant, get an STD or start liking other girls.

A man in hoody hoody land has been caught sitting on a bike naked while masturbating.

We have Florida news! A man called Brandon has punched his father because he was allegedly making Kool-Aid wrong.

DB636 – Toy Unicorn Passports, Eyeball Licking Causing Pinkeye and America’s 50 worst charities

It be Thursday…

We start the day with many sound issues, wonky-ness ensues. Also, Leigh’s telephony box has been delayed in production, he is frustrated.

We talk about friend of the show David Pakman, smearing himself around the internet but still not mainstream media.

After the top of the hour, Tory calls in. We talk about a childs fake passport for her toy unicorn.

We have Florida news! The Kid’s Wish foundation raises millions of dollars every year, but they only spend 3 cents for every dollar they receive on kids.

DB630 – Matt Smith to leave cast of ‘Doctor Who’, Cambridge student too ugly for job, and Gay Cure App

It be Monday…

We start the day with tech talk: phones, tvs, computers and operating systems. Incredembly, Matt Smith is leaving the Dr Who show after the 50th anniversary. Many opinions are had on this subject, with Leigh, John and Ben discussing the various intricacies of the show.

A man has been refused a job as a river punter because he was too ugly. Ben & Jerry’s Will Stop Using Genetically-Modified Ingredients, Company Says. ‘Gay Cure’ App Claims To Help Users Find ‘Freedom From The Bondage Of Homosexuality’. Bristol man told police he was trying to light a fart, not film up woman’s skirt.

DB629 – Live Sex Show Busted Inside Utah Cinema, Modern Families, Simulcasting and the issues of mobile phones

It be a Saturday show…

Obviously starting as we mean to go on, the old database starts playing, which gives Leigh concern. Callum also joining us today, as he has nothing better to do. Mondern families confuse Leigh. What is the point of visiting family members, when the first thing you do is try and find something else to do without them?

Without much warning, Mr Oil decided it was a good idea to simulcast the show on NAG Radio too. The great Pop-Tart debate. Big Voice Jay does a radio show called ‘Fun Zone Radio’. Mr Oil, Cynthia, Tory and Tashabella call in to cause mischief.

Finally, we discuss the surreal news of a Live Sex Show Busted Inside Utah Movie Theater Allegedly Had Janitor As Ringleader. eBay pulls auction for man’s spot in heaven.

DB627 – BlackBerry Users Threaten To Boycott Netflix, Cutting off own Penis, Sports Camp for gays and a Business Opportunity?

It be Wednesday…

Leigh had to attend a scout leaders meeting yesterday, he talks about his experiences there.

We then talk about a new business plan, involving 3 simple steps.

After the top of the hour, 2 other Australians join, namely Matt and Bryce.

In cornwall, a man has decided to cut off his own penis with his knife. BlackBerry Users Threaten To Boycott Netflix Because Netflix Refuses To Make A BlackBerry App. Sports Camp Offers To Help Men Struggling With Same-Sex Attraction Through Exercise and Religion.

Also, Ben and Aussie Matt have filmed a douchey video, view it here and vote on it here.