Surviving the UK’s Killer Floods | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 728

It be Friday…

Leigh is joined by Callum and Brian as he tries to survive the great #KillerFloods currently sweeping the United Kingdom. As Leigh comes to terms with this, he decides that if this is the last DB Show, he should at least demonstrate how other radio shows should be done…

CVS Caremark Corp said on Wednesday that it would stop selling tobacco products at its 7,600 stores by October, becoming the first U.S. drugstore chain to take cigarettes off the shelf.

In Argentina, McDonald’s is running short of ketchup. And pretty much everyone has noticed.

A 13-YEAR-OLD boy admitted raping his eight-year-old sister after watching pornography on a friend’s Xbox. The case has reignited the debate over children’s access to porn, with a rape charity calling for tighter restrictions.

Authorities say a Rochester man bit off part of his brother’s ear after they began fighting during a Super Bowl party.

An accused would-be carjacker is in jail after the victim locked him in her garage before he could steal the car. Andre Bacon, 21, allegedly entered the garage of the victim’s Chicago home on Saturday afternoon and demanded that the victim hand over the keys to her 2012 Acura MDX.

Meanwhile in Florida, Kenneth Haskins Set Apartment Fire Because Manager Told Him To Stop Masturbating.

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11yr old suicide due to ‘My Little Pony’ and Productive Leigh | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 727

It be Wednesday…

Productive Leigh is getting miffed off with the news recently. It seems that the news people have just returned from Iraq and need to save money, so are now being sent to the wet South West of the UK to report live from floods and high tides. Leigh almost died due to a gas explosion [60 miles away], and Ben has started a new IT course. John Coles joins us for a nice catch up.

High school cheerleaders in South San Francisco got more than eyeful earlier this month when a naked man wandered into their locker room, made eye contact, waved his penis at them and then left, which Leigh thinks looks like Brian. McDonald’s announced that it plans to start transitioning to sustainable beef by 2016, with the goal of eventually making all of its burgers from sustainable meat. Authorities have charged a northern New York woman and her boyfriend because the woman’s 2-year-old daughter used their cellphones to dial 911 a total of 15 times last month. Michael, 11, loves My Little Pony. This passion reportedly sparked relentless bullying from his classmates in Raleigh, N.C., and eventually led the boy to attempt suicide.

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142 Felony Counts for Instagram, Filming Students and Coming Out Live [AGAIN] | Bitesize

The first Dirty Boxers: Bitesize, where we talk about the weird news that has been submitted via the Dirty Boxers Family.

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Eugenio Freitas Caught Masturbating In The Meat Aisle Of UK Supermarket. Fortunately, the only meat he touched was his own. Eugenio Freitas, 49, “fully intended” to go shopping at a local supermarket when he got extremely horny, became overwhelmed by his “excessive sexual drive,” and began touching himself through his pants in the meat aisle, according to a UK court hearing. Closed circuit television recorded Freitas with his hands in his pockets for about 10 minutes.

Seth Thompson, Ex-Library Employee, Filmed Students Masturbating In Bathroom. A former library employee at Floriday Atlantic University is accused of secretly filming students masturbating in a campus bathroom, then uploading the videos to porn websites.

Dupree Johnson Charged With 142 Felony Counts After Cop Sees His Instagram. Posting a few selfies helped a south Florida man end up in a jail cell. A sheriff in Palm Beach County, Fla., recently came across the Instagram page of Dupree Johnson, 19. Noting that Johnson had a rap sheet that included grand theft, burglary, and felony possession of a firearm, the deputy decided to look more closely at the pictures.

Coming Out Live [AGAIN]: http://bit.ly/IK4Ehs

 

DB653 – Leigh goes on strike, 3hrs of private time and Naked Man Hates The Colour Red

It be Monday…

And Ben can’t be bothered, so Leigh & Tory try and cope without him. However, Leigh is concerned that Tashabella and MCS Matt are flapping back to Sir Darryl’s show. Because of this rudeness, Leigh is going on strike. Brian is told off for being a stalker.

It’s been a hectic weekend with Leigh and his depression setting in. Had to arrange an emergency doctors appointment, as well as get a check-up with friends. He has also been shopping for motorhomes. Also, where has Erik Lanigan gone?

Leigh is taking FULL responsibility for a naughty, bad thing, that happened on Saturday with some of the fellow scout leaders.

Sean C. Flaherty Busted Car Tail Lights While Naked. William “Billy” Cantrell Stole Human Ashes Thinking They Were Cocaine. Meanwhile, David Pakman Show [friend of the show] stealing content from us: Video.

DB580 – Giant Sinkhole Swallows while eating with Pussy Cats

It be Saturday…

Due to Leigh being ill on Monday this week, here is a special Saturday edition of the Dirty Boxers show. Even though there are MANY Skype issues [tell us something we DON’T know] we are joined by Brian, Big Voice Jay, MCS Matt, LoneSQRL and for a few brief moments Chris Humphries. Leigh decides to explain how an idea of having an ‘early’ night turned to a random selection of foolish encounters – which meant he didn’t get home to STUPID O’Clock.

In the second hour: Giant Sinkhole Swallows Florida Man. Yum? Cat café and public toilet sandwich shop are new eateries to hit London. Alexis Clancey Caught With Needle Up Her Butt In Florida Drug Bust, Authorities Say.

DB533 – Leigh’s Throat Woes and Don’t Swallow Your Balls

It be Wednesday…

Leigh is still sick, but is feeling ever-so-slightly better. We start of by discussing sick days and sickness. It is 12/12/12 today and thats about all there is.

We continue with the countdown to the hobbit, with interesting facts and teases!

13 year old boys looted a Wisconsin pharmacy for condoms and candy at knife-point.

The Russians are stocking up on candles and vodka, essential supplies.

Students in the UK are using fake tongue piercings that involve magnets, these pose serious health risks if swallowed.

A Florida entrepreneur, Jason Sadler, says he is raising money for his business by auctioning the rights to his last name.