Opium Laced Noodles, Vagina Cupcakes and 100 Orgasams a day | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 775

It be Friday…

A manic day of randomness and foolishness! Leigh is joined by Tory, Big Voice Jay, Marty from WI and Brian – plus eventually Ben. It’s been a manic couple of days, especially with glitches in Paypal payments, where payments were processed multiple times.

Congressman James Clyburn is the latest elected official to demonstrate they don’t necessarily have a nuanced understanding of new technology. Clyburn, a Democrat representing South Carolina’s 6th congressional district, was speaking with C-Span about ways people can impact significant change in Ferguson, Missouri. One of the most important ways to do that is by voting, according to the Congressman Clyburn said “sexting” is a great way to help get people to vote.

A Chinese restaurant owner allegedly laced his customers’ noodles with opium – to make sure they came back for more. The restaurant owner – who goes by the name ‘Zhang’ – admitted to police in China’s northern Shaanxi province he had bought 4.4 lbs of poppy buds in August for £60, which he had ground into a powder before adding them to his noodles, according to the Hua Shang Bao daily.

Top 5 Geeky News:

  1. Web attacks build on Shellshock bugA series of attacks on websites and servers using the serious Shellshock bug has been spotted. Millions of servers use software vulnerable to the bug, which lets attackers run commands on that system. So far, thousands of servers have been compromised via Shellshock and some have been used to bombard web firms with data, said experts.
  2. Apple says bent iPhones are ‘rare’: Apple has responded to claims that its new handsets are prone to bending by saying such damage would be “rare” during normal use. Media outlets across the globe had reported that several iPhone 6 owners had complained of handsets becoming misshapen after being carried in trousers pockets without a case.
  3. FBI boss ‘concerned’ by smartphone encryption plans: Plans by Apple and Google to do more to protect customers’ privacy have made the FBI “very concerned”. Speaking to reporters, FBI boss James Comey said the plans to enable encryption by default could thwart law enforcement investigations.
  4. US allows TV and film companies to use drones: The US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has granted permission to six television and movie firms, allowing them to use drones to shoot scenes.

  5. Multimillion-pound training pledge for creative industries: The creative industries and government have pledged cash to fill a skills gap and train “work ready” games designers, animators and visual effects artists. The Next Gen Skills Academy will provide “cutting edge training” in a sector worth at least £71bn a year to the UK economy.

On Extra Dirty:

  • Mother Bakes Vagina Cookies For 2nd Graders And Bugs Out When Teacher Says ‘No’.
  • The agony of ecstasy: Man who has suffered 100 orgasms A DAY for past two years after slipping a disc in his back – but can’t enjoy sex.
  • Alaska TV News Reporter Quits Live On-Air in Epic Fashion.
  • San Francisco Restaurant Gives No Fucks About Being Gluten-Free [NSFW Image].

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EMERGENCY! Bacon shortage! (But the Wild Hogs are fine)| Dirty Boxers Saturday 002

It be Saturday…

Today Big Voice Jay and Tory are joined by none other than Ben! He proceeds to regale us with tales of Information and the Technology involved. Plus, technical difficulties forced a late start, but things progressed nicely.

STORIES:

‘Disrupt Taco Bell’ Hack Stretches Your Dollar On Late Night Burrito Runs. Is Brit James Corden, Likely ‘Late Late’ Heir?

A Bradenton woman was charged with battery Sunday after deputies say she threw a bowl of Ramen noodles and a fork at another woman during an argument, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.

Bacon prices soar due to pig shortage. A Port St. Lucie man with a foot fetish is snatching socks. On Friday, police arrested Robert Van Wagner for robbery after he allegedly took a young girl’s socks the day before.

A Brevard County couple has a problem with a hog tearing up their yard the past several days. The property sits on Camp Road in the Sharpes area, and the couple has already repaired the yard only to have it destroyed again.

The University of Minnesota is working with the Minnesota Vikings in an effort to keep the Washington Redskins’ name from being used in “promotional and game date materials” during the NFL teams’ Nov. 2 game at the school’s stadium in Minneapolis.

Cleveland Cavaliers agrees to acquire Kevin Love, more tools for LeBron James.

Fans Petition for a ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic Super Bowl Halftime Show

Owners of the Oasis Cafe are charging a 35 cent minimum wage fee. They say it’s to offset the cost of an increased minimum wage for tipped employees.

On Extra Dirty:

  • Mom Calls Cops After Discovering Porn on TV.
  • Defendant is too heavy to face charges.
  • Man accused of humping driveway.
  • Man in B&Q enjoys the floor display toilet.
  • Monkeys Riding Dogs!
  • Cow Farts cause Explosion in Germany.

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Red Robin Burger Chain launch 3540 calories Burger | Dirty Boxers Saturday 001

It be Saturday WHAT????

Loaded with coffee and stories from around the world, Big Voice Jay and Tory get together for the first of five Saturday editions of Dirty Boxers. Along the way, Marty makes an appearance and proceeds to comment on things. Leigh makes an appearance in the second hour during talk of toilet selfies.

STORIES:

Emory University Hospital is expected to receive a patient infected with the deadly Ebola virus within the next several days, the university announced Thursday.

Maybe the name “monster” should be a clue. If not, the nutrition watchdogs at the Center for Science in the Public Interest have news for you: A “Monster” double burger, served with “bottomless” fries and a “Monster” milkshake at the Red Robin burger chain, is not very good for you at all.

A Kentucky teen sustained serious burns after trying to imitate the so-called “Fire Challenge.” The online stunt involves pouring alcohol on your body and lighting yourself on fire. A boy in the Houston area was recently injured while trying the stunt.

Stephen A. Smith, who foolishly suggested that women may play a role in provoking illegal violence from the men in their lives and then doubled down on Twitter before finally apologizing via teleprompter, has been suspended for a week by ESPN.

Dozens of federal employees at an obscure agency that handles appeals of patent applications went years with so little work to do that they collected salaries — and even bonuses — while they surfed the Internet, did laundry, exercised and watched television, an investigation has found.

A huge water main break has left much of Sunset Boulevard and the UCLA campus under water. Water was gushing up to 30 feet into the air and some locals were trying to boogie board in the water (California, man). One brave man called in ABC 7 in Los Angeles and pretended to be a Department of Public Works employee named Louis Slungpue. Louis Slungpue’s working theory for the cause is “either a cherry bomb or someone took a massive dump.”

British Designer Gigi Barker makes chair out of “flesh”? If you’re missing that human touch (maybe your guy’s out of town for a while), then this might just be the furniture for you. Because sitting on one of these chairs is just like perching yourself atop a real mound of human flesh apparently. Cosy.

On Extra Dirty:

Leigh talks about what a Pixel Shop is and Crazy vs Hot Matrix: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10152552203017365&id=815552364&refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Ft.co%2FelA9ddtJiN&_rdr

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