The Simpson’s Tapped Out is crap and so is James Bond (supposedly) | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 888

It be Friday…

Executive Producers: Matthew Blakeburn & Marty from the WI.

The Simpson’s Tapped Out game is RUBBISH! Leigh has recently downloaded it to see what all the fuss is about, only to realise it is not fun and is foolish. Tory tries to explain to him why Leigh is doing it wrong. But Leigh can’t work out what is addictive with the game – because it isn’t really fun or pleasurable.

Meanwhile, James Bond film reviews for Spectre have been released, and Leigh isn’t amused by them. The desperation of getting Google love over “Back to the Future day” has been sickening – the worst offender was Jimmy Kimmel. The real concerning news this week has been that UK & China are now (supposedly) BBFs. China gets to build some new nuclear power station reactors in the UK (that haven’t really been tested), meanwhile UK gets to build a Legoland in China.

Sweden has been named the third best country in the world for expats. But there is one area where foreigners seem to struggle: how do you make friends with the reserved and seemingly cold-hearted Swedes?

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  • Ben tells a “joke”
  • Ben goes to a Gym…
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DB649 – Fundamentals of Radio, Scouting is annoying [and a lie], and Woman Distracts Man With Nude Swim

It be Thursday…

Leigh is having major issues with a moron at Scouts [which is a lie]. Everyone seems to be a tad upset with silly things – Leigh tries to help them out.

We have Bear Grylls news, he survives things with a camera crew. He and his team are visiting New Zealand.

The subject of Charlie and the chocolate factory was brought up.

A naked female swimmer distracted a victim of a robbery…

DB613 – Bras and Thongs for Men, New Zealand Banning Names again, and Teacher to Appeal Firing For Urinating In Class

It be Friday…

Leigh is getting concerned with Tashabella. She is going to a wedding, and EVEN Sir Darryl is worried.

For men who may often find it difficult to find just the right bra for them, Australian company HommeMystery has the answer. It has launched a new range of frilly undies for guys. The New Zealand government regulates baby names, refusing to register any it deems offensive, too close to an official title or rank, or likely to cause a lifetime of pain for the recipient.

We have Florida news! A man has been accused of using the 911 service as a delivery system for many things. Leigh thinks this idea should be made official policy and they should be a delivery service.

A New Jersey second grade teacher is appealing his firing. It is alleged he took a piss in class and told students to carry jars of his piss to the bathroom.

DB506 – Fudge-Packer Jimmy Bond and Weed Breasts

It be Thursday…

It is Hello_Kelli’s and LoneSQRL’s birthday today, happy birthday to them! Leigh talks about his encounter with a fudge-packer.
The Ginger Steve t-shirts are here, and Leigh trys one on during the show.

Leighs fancy dress party is coming up, he is excited.
Leigh plays some STUPID JIMMY BOND MUSIC continuously, very rude…

There has been 23 deaths at a Saudi wedding due to the guests firing guns in celebration.

A New Zealand mother has been convicted of giving her baby cannabis through breast milk.

A man has put a strip club bill of around $25,000 on his expense account.

DB388 – Drinking Horse Semen, Rolex, The EVILS of Mississippi Mud Pie, Country Credit Ratings update, and Top tips about Bournemouth

It be Monday…

Leigh has got a strange feeling he has forgotten something… MCS Matt and Mr Oil call in to bitch about stuff. The GREAT debate about Rolex. Laz calls in from his home studio. Mr Oil tries to record a bootleg of the show. No show on Friday. Joe de Max is going to turn in to Mr Oil! The rumours about Christopher Woods. Doctor Who night needs to change. The mississippi mud pie was one step too far… Bournemouth and the old people. Leigh wants the Cambridge nuclear bunker [website]. Germany broke the rules – and so broke the EU. Country Credit Ratings. Ben Splinter calls in to join the debate of rating agencies. The Sun on Sunday is coming – so BskyB ownership bid is going to start again. Woman’s 38KKK breast implants make for ‘Strange Addiction’ [website]. Drinking Horse Semen in New Zealand. Tashabella calls in to help with our issues about trying to work out how bras work.

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DB361 – New Zealand is full of silly people, Haverhill FM, Overdosing on vitamins, Tweetdeck issues, Radio Dan is a bad boy, and Sir Darryl’s Bitch

It be Tuesday…

Geeky tosh! Tweetdeck misfiring and causing issus. Leigh not feeling great today. Rejects of the world. Overdosing on vitamins – surely could cause issues?! Radio Dan is a horrid person – complaining that people are not following him ‘correctly’. Calling Sir Darryl’s bitch [MCS Matt] to disown Radio Dan. Bagel Tech Nonsense and No Agenda Producers Update. Ideas about Haverhill FM and issues with Shoutcast. New Zealand people makes a list of disallowed names. The mountain in New Zealand is called: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu. CES 2012 is BANNED on this show. Yellow Pages cheating. Leigh is Journalistic talking about HOW much news is talking about shoplifting: Suspect beaten after refusing to let go of officer’s groin [image], Antony Worrall Thompson shoplifts from Tesco, and AssemblyMember Mary Hayashi nicks clothing. Sex with stangers… Blendr and Grindr apps.

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DB351 – Sperm, Semen, Love-Spuds, and David Parry’s GIANT Curly Wurly [@ourgiantsnacks]

It be Friday…

As making extra large foods are considered ‘news’ on ITV Anglia News [insert joke about how big his curly wurly is here | video | Twitter], Leigh decides to try and bring you, the dear listener, some ‘proper’ news… and perhaps fails?! Paypal launching new Groupon / Livingsocial / Amazonlocal / Google Offers competitor?! DC Resident Fined Thousands of dollars For Not Recycling Cat Litter?! Trent can’t give his sperm away. Ex-Alabama politician caught in New Zealand sperm-donor scandal. Mr Oil calls in from St. Petersburg. Confusion over international phone numbers. Top 5 geeky news.

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DB292 – Sperm vs Oysters

It be Wednesday…

Today’s ‘SPECIAL’ word is kamikaze. Also flapped about on today’s show:

  • The power of the new show
  • Feedback
  • Continuing with Leigh’s “Epiphany”
  • Chat with Sir Darryl
  • Sperm vs Oysters
  • Banning half-naked men on TV
  • Naked rugby team beaten by women [image 1 | image 2 | image 3 | image 4]
  • PLUS your Top 5 Geeky news for today

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DB281 – Evil Smoking

It be Wednesday…

Catch up with news I didn’t have the time for before including Rugby people… Started smoking again, eating stupid amounts of food, Weddings and Dr Who, Stag do with James coming up, busy bank holiday coming up, German theme park boasts nuclear power station as a main attraction [image 1 | image 2], Bull semen worth £48,000 spills onto road, Bouncy castle church brings inflatable sermons to remote congregation [the UK inflatable church is better: image 1 | image 2 | image 3], Artist Alexa Meade turns subjects into ‘breathing canvases’ [image 1 | image2 | image 3], Chinese police enlist monkey statues in fluorescent jackets to stop speeding, Rugby sponsor says sorry for ‘sex ban’ campaign, South Park “We’re Sorry”Car nearly shot off 50ft roof – PLUS some geeky news!