DB642 – Science says Women at their ‘most attractive’ at 30, Plain white T-shirt makes men more attractive, and Jelly wrestling replaced with giant bucking penis

It be Wednesday…

Leighs birthday is tomorrow, be sure to send him love and kisses and presents. He also demands that anyone who turns up tomorrow must bring beer.

The former Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard has been replaced by Kevin Rudd, voted in by a majority in the Labour Party. link here

The chancellor of the exchecquer (aka Treasurer) of the British parliment has announced the economic plan for the next few years.

Plain white T-shirts make men more attractive! A new study has said that white T-shirts make men look like a big V (the most attractive shape).

A new study (across America) has told us the relative average attractiveness of people at certain ages.

A petition has been put forward to ban jelly wrestling, Leigh and Tory object very much to this idea.

DB633 – Putting the Fun in Funeral, Sperm for Lunch and MrsSplinter’s Girl’s Night Out

It be Friday…

Leigh relates the story of the hairdresser yesterday. Since @MrsSplinter701 is out on a girls night out, Ben is left here on the show. Leigh and Callum teach him about oceans.

Leigh attended a funeral yesterday, with people putting songs in places they don’t belong. On that subject, we also plan Leigh’s funeral.

A woman has been caught with $300,000,000 worth of pot/cannabis/herb/weed.

Can sperm act as a natural super food? We find out after the top of the hour.

A new trend in male grooming is moving below the belt. The new wet wipes are here.

A man has put pubic hair trimmings in a curry, trying to get a free meal.