Let’s be education in the world of volume. We need to apologies to Adam Curry for yesterday’s rude words… Meanwhile TalkRadio X starts randomly talking to Leigh via Skype Text Chat – MUCH confusion! Antubert calls in to the ‘All Digital Radio Tech Helpdesk’. Laz [Google+] calls in to help with Leigh’s issue: To try and say sorry to Adam Curry. Mr Oil [@mroil] calls in, and starts getting grumpy – with people trying to ‘steal’ the stream, which broke the network. MCS Matt [@matt0083] calls in to try and sort things out – may failed a bit. Then Mr Oil decides to continue with his face and ruin the rest of the show… Leigh was going to hope to ring TWiT Network to make up to Adam Curry, but the whole ‘plot’ is ruined. Brian the ‘TechnoExpert’ calls in to be put on trial for ruining yesterday’s show.
Leigh is slightly ‘under the weather’. Let’s explain a few things about yesterday. Was a bit of a panic to get back to the studio in time for the show today. Bit of information about yesterday, and why Leigh wasn’t about. Leigh has come up with an AMAZING idea about dog licences. Ben Splinter calls in from Aussie-land. Salt-ban on Fish & Chips. Ben has decided to try out Sir Darryl’s show… Went ‘bad’ with malware – same as All Digital Radio site. Could is because Drupal has been ‘compromised’. TWiT not allowed to promote coupon codes on the site? Behind the scenes of NAPU this week. We ring up MCS Matt about cloud computing. No Agenda doesn’t like me…
It be Wednesday, and Leigh is at a Funeral… So Mr Oil takes over… [Count along how many things he decides to ‘borrow’ from Leigh]
Something tells me Mr Oil may not know what he is doing – apologies for what you are about to witness! Mr Oil kindly decides to ensure All Digital Radio Network is running and ‘covering’ with Leigh’s absence. Hungary [the country] has ‘banned’ homelessness. Mr Oil starts to play with ‘stereo’ [The concept of stereo sound was banned in Russia in 1837 due to the belief that it was caused by witchcraft]. Mr Oil has ‘feedback’ from BT. Fussy eaters eating ONLY Chicken Nuggets! Concerns about Radioactive ‘DK’. DON’T FLY! Mr Oil would like to pick a bone [any one] with AP. A little rant about trains. A russian doing rollcall!? Mr Oil reviews his work on the show… Laz causes issues, so Mr Oil starts to explain NAGradio. MORE stealing of jingles. LoneSQRL [@lonesqrl] calls in to ‘help’ Mr Oil – but instead turns out to slag off DB with the Russian one. Ben Splinter calls in – but does HE come to Leigh’s aid? Skype is broken…
Can we start a war against stupidity? Is that allowed? Can Russians respect authority? Mr Oil calls in… WHAT a surprise! [@mroil] Close to MORE Hug-a-Mug moments. People could swallow small parts from Doctor Who Fob Watch. Update on lawsuits. Rant about BT – on BT Infinity Watch. Chatting about trains in the UK. Desperately trying to work out how to get the attic studio connected to fibre. MCS Matt [@matt0083] calls in for a catch up. Ben Splinter [@splinter701] is a FAKE AUSSIE! Laz [Google+] calls in to have a chat about IronSky. John Coles, our Brit in the USA, sends in a report from his travels [video]. Dirty Boxers in on the Stitcher app.
People are pronouncing Leigh’s name wrong. Playing in the Snow in the UK… Snow Angels go bad! Just in case you hadn’t heard, the UK has had some snow. Neagle of the Dominic variety and Sputnik Ant with our Doctor Who boxset catch up. Little people and asians could help out with the peadophile ‘issue’. AMAZING Dear Deidre – A psychic told me husband will keep cheating. Laz [Google Profile] tries to call in from work! Movie review of ‘In Time’. Laz is looking for a Automotive Garage he can trust. Then Mr Oil [@mroil] calls you in for a natter. An update concerning the Tweet-fest! New Scamazon items for Dirty Boxers: One for ‘Coffee Fund’, one for Leigh. Women think Men who are too nice are cheating.
It’s a tad cold in the studio. Leigh has a nightmare about camel toe [video]. Dr. Tony Youn reports to us about Penis Sizes, and how to ‘improve it’ with injections. Asking life questions to the Qur’an. Mr Oil calls in [AGAIN!] concerning Leigh’s BUTT. We finally get our hands on this months issue of the Scouting Magazine. More talk about beer and ales… and plans about par-tay! Amazing idea about hot tub rentals.
Not ready, HOLD ON! But Leigh has an important question involving beards! Mr Oil calls in [AGAIN], to answer Leigh’s question – and FAILS. Wild Smurf James calls in to try to do better. We have a HUGE catch up with him. James decided to hurt himself AGAIN with a soldering iron [image]. Planning a Par-TAY. BT Infinity Watch update [video]. James is looking for Sound Engineers, Security staff, and other freelance staff who have a fetish of wearing High Vis Vests for the London Olympics [website]. Love life of James update. First EPIC dramatic reading of “Ginger and the Fairy”. Curry night with Neagle or Pint with Northern Gary? A “very fun” penis joke.
Was on Sir Darryl’s show last night – last 20 mins. Best radio EVER! [Link to on-demand version] Should Leigh be concerned that he is in a homosexual sandwich – This Week in Gay and Da Doo Dirty Show. BREAKING NEWS from Mr Oil. Two important points: No show on 8th Feb. Apologies to podcast listeners. Tuesday stories about the pub trip with Dominic of the Neagle variety. Anttthony Sputnik couldn’t be bothered to turn up. Sesame Street Moment: Today’s letter ‘T’. Mr Oil calls in to show to suggest that HE should ‘stand in’ for Leigh. Seems like Staples management likes my content! Is Radio Dan Gay? The No Agenda ‘Factor’. Invented a new word last night: Epiletically. The Scale of Epicness: Epic, Epically, Epilectically! Leigh decides to call in to Sir Darryl’s show [who was pre-recording HIS show at the same time]. A Young Mum swearing about her daughter. Super Bowl Sunday advert featuring Chimps! [image] PG Tips had an old advert similar [video]. Woman Dumps Boyfriend With Cancer But Still Wants His Super Bowl Tickets. Dominic Neagle having a mid-twenties crisis…
The GREAT debate of Skinny Dipping in Jelly. BREAKING NEWS involving Twitter Joke. Mr Oil calls in… AGAIN! Portland police arrest man after alleged ‘Star Wars’ light saber assault at Toys R Us. Yesterday we spoke about silicone iris implants – NOW we get “OrnamentEyes“. Moby Dick toilet paper goes up for auction on eBay for a whopping £650. MCS Matt is called to be a representative of the family. People flirting with the wrong person… Is romance dead? The bigoted old man of Brain debates with MCS Matt about ‘love’.
Many bad bad things have happened. Ran out of coffee. Went to the local Bakery to get cake, and it was a lie. Lot’s of Geeky Things work been done today – but an evil email came back… Random voicemail. Manchester University masturbation letter [Image]. Dentist notice board concerning ‘Alternative Rewards’. ONCE again Mr Oil calls in. Sainsbury’s Letter concerning Tiger Bread question [Image]. MCS Matt needs to answer an IMPORTANT question. Mr Oil has a fan?! All the Doo Dirty Show want to have the day off..? Great idea for new radio show: Porn for the Blind.