DB600 – Groping On a Plane, Rent a Mourner and Goodbye James!

It be Friday…

We start the day with great skype issues and sadness since it is James’s (our jingle voice) last day as our main branding voice.

Cheques (checks for the americanos) are useless according to Leigh, because the banks are making it more and more difficult and arduous to transfer money using them.

We then talk about the Dirty Boxers TV Licencse, Car Wash and the 2 weeks break.

A man has been charged with simple assault over an alleged groping of a sleeping woman on an aeroplane.

Rent-A-Mourner is now live and available for service. They offer a discreetly crying person or persons at your funeral to help with the atmosphere.

A man has been charged with disorderly conduct for accidentally putting an egg, in an easter egg hunt, out with 1500 other chocolate eggs.

DB575 – Injury by Furby, DON’T Hug A Manatee, and Boy Scouts’ Gay Ban continues [after promising they would THINK about thinking to change the rules]

It be Friday…

Leigh has to start today’s show with an official statement from the made-up organisation called ‘Scouting’. Brian and LoneSQRL both join the conversation. Flaming Burgers are on the menu on Thursday – even though no one could work out what ‘Flaming Burgers’ actually meant. Meanwhile, the Horse Meat ‘issue’ continues in the UK [while Food Standards Agency continues to do BUGGER ALL about it]. “Further work is being carried out to establish exactly how much horse meat these products contain and to test for the presence of the veterinary medicine phenylbutazone, or bute.”

In the second hour: 21-Year-Old Man Arrested For Hugging A Manatee And Posting Photos On Facebook. ‘Furby’ Assault: Ashley Trimmer, 27, Allegedly Used Toy To Attack Boyfriend. Boy Scouts’ Gay Ban Inspires Ex-Scout To Push California To End Youth Organization’s Tax Exempt Status.