Leigh is joined by Ben & Tory for a fascinating Wednesday chat. We catch up with Ben who has got some AMAZING surprises of what he has been up to over the summer break. You won’t believe what Mrs Splinter has got him doing! Plus an exciting update about Ben’s football / soccer team.
We also have some feedback from a listener via our Contact Us page. Also, we have an update concerning Matthew Hancock MP and his letter he sent Leigh in April.
Finally, we do some SCIENCE on Ben, after Leigh found an info-graph entitled “The Good and Bad Habits of Smart People“… Turns out, by using SCIENCE, Ben is not smart. Perhaps next time we can scientifically prove if he is a person or not 😛
On Extra Dirty:
14-year-old boy is facing two years in jail [NSFW IMAGE]
Ben was caught moments before doing the same thing [NSFW IMAGE]
Leigh is joined by Callum and Brian as he tries to survive the great #KillerFloods currently sweeping the United Kingdom. As Leigh comes to terms with this, he decides that if this is the last DB Show, he should at least demonstrate how other radio shows should be done…
CVS Caremark Corp said on Wednesday that it would stop selling tobacco products at its 7,600 stores by October, becoming the first U.S. drugstore chain to take cigarettes off the shelf.
In Argentina, McDonald’s is running short of ketchup. And pretty much everyone has noticed.
A 13-YEAR-OLD boy admitted raping his eight-year-old sister after watching pornography on a friend’s Xbox. The case has reignited the debate over children’s access to porn, with a rape charity calling for tighter restrictions.
Authorities say a Rochester man bit off part of his brother’s ear after they began fighting during a Super Bowl party.
An accused would-be carjacker is in jail after the victim locked him in her garage before he could steal the car. Andre Bacon, 21, allegedly entered the garage of the victim’s Chicago home on Saturday afternoon and demanded that the victim hand over the keys to her 2012 Acura MDX.
Meanwhile in Florida, Kenneth Haskins Set Apartment Fire Because Manager Told Him To Stop Masturbating.
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Leigh still hasn’t packed to go on strike next week. Ben isn’t here, but thankfully, Tory is! Leigh has just returned from the doctors – to get some happy pills. While we are on strike, Leigh suggests that people should promote the DB Show on other shows.
Ali bullied Leigh in to going to McDonalds before Scouting last night [which is a lie], and because of it – Leigh got told off. Ali is a fatty fat-fat, as he decides to eat a McShare box of nuggets and mcbites to himself.
Meanwhile, the youth of today are confusing Leigh. Someone has a free house and yet is complaining when Leigh suggests that they should christen every room in the house.
At 119 years old Johanna Mazibuko, who lives in small town south-west of Johannesburg, could be the world’s oldest person. A man assaulted his girlfriend after she changed the channel on the TV they were watching, police said.
We call up David to have a catch up from the Goat Farm, and Brian joins us.
Throughout July, 18 out of the 21 people who drowned in Sweden were adult men, with experts worrying that the male bathers are overestimating their capabilities in the water. Swedish politician Lars Ohly made headlines in Sweden on Wednesday after inadvertently showing more than he bargained for in an Instagram post of a tattoo on his leg.
What a weird 24hrs for Leigh. Everything he tries to do turns out stupid. If it isn’t driving to a 24hr McDonalds – and finding it closed – it’s finding a cool rental property [here], that he’d love to move in to – but can’t afford it. Meanwhile, Brian joins with the madness and Mr Humphries hates us.
In the second hour, An HIV positive jobseeker has said he was left humiliated by staff at a Kent job centre. All Around Pizzas And Deli Gun Owners Discount: Virginia Pizza Shop Offers 15 Percent Off For Gun-Owning Customers.
Leigh is today joined by David and LoneSQRL. We get an important update concerning the future of Billy-Boy. Perhaps we should setup a Kickstarter to save Billy-Boy and his lovespuds.
Student applies to Stanford University with self-created iPhone app [boring video here]. Burger King Twitter account hacked, turned into fake McDonald’s feed [image 1]. Jennifer Dempsey Allegedly Has Sex With Teen Boys, Fakes Cancer.
Leigh has been infected! We also have lots of callers, we have the usuals of Ben, Matt and LoneSQRL and special guests of Redback, Mrs Splinter, Aussie Matt and Bryce. Mayhem ensues…
School reverses gingerbread man ban [image of ‘Star Boys’]. McDonald’s Cash Register Playset: Lower Your Kid’s Expectations This Christmas [image]. Man accused of stealing and snorting ashes gets 8 years. Leigh plays the ‘full’ prank phone call from 2Day FM to the King Edward VII’s hospital – as may reports of this news are not including the recording.
We end with a concerning report that Nostradamus predicted PSY’s Gangnan Style song will end the world on 21st December back in 1503 [image].
Big thank you to Ben [@splinter701] for writing there lovely notes
Leigh begins the show on a fine note by stripping. The fuel of the show, coffee, has been delivered with much fanfare. In the middle of ranting about amazon putting advertisments inside their packages, splinter701 calls in and vastly improves the quality. A discussion of student cheating ensues. The aussies, geniuses that they are, have created clothes out of wine. A child care worker is suing a water park for a silly reason. Mcdonalds burgers could be dangerous. Leigh tells a story of his climb, fall and eventual triumph.
Little confused about technical issues… Very confused Leigh. Granny Pants and melt ice cream is not a good look. John Coles [@johncoles] our ‘Brit in the USA’, has returned to report back on his trip. Tax-free Currys.digital is STILL called Dixons. Dixons Group / Coporate people have RUINED the whole branding. The White House vs Buckingham Palace. Getting Geeky about Mountain Dew USA version vs Mountain Dew UK version. John talks about the Go Pro Hero 2 ‘Outdoor Edition’ [video of John unboxing] Go Pro Hero 2 ‘Motorsports Action’ edition about too. Dirty Boxers has TWO Amazon Wishlists: Dirty Boxers Appreciation Gifts and Dirty Boxers Coffee Fund. Contraceptive pill recalled in US. Justin Bieber not only HAS a Penis, but more important it HAS been seen! Justin Bieber and Donny Osmond. MCS Matt [@matt0083] calls in to have a chat. Leigh has an AMAZING idea… Cock and Bull Pie is now available. Pizza Beer is coming to the UK. TashaBella calls in to ask Leigh to be her Valentine.
It be Wednesday, and Leigh is at a Funeral… So Mr Oil takes over… [Count along how many things he decides to ‘borrow’ from Leigh]
Something tells me Mr Oil may not know what he is doing – apologies for what you are about to witness! Mr Oil kindly decides to ensure All Digital Radio Network is running and ‘covering’ with Leigh’s absence. Hungary [the country] has ‘banned’ homelessness. Mr Oil starts to play with ‘stereo’ [The concept of stereo sound was banned in Russia in 1837 due to the belief that it was caused by witchcraft]. Mr Oil has ‘feedback’ from BT. Fussy eaters eating ONLY Chicken Nuggets! Concerns about Radioactive ‘DK’. DON’T FLY! Mr Oil would like to pick a bone [any one] with AP. A little rant about trains. A russian doing rollcall!? Mr Oil reviews his work on the show… Laz causes issues, so Mr Oil starts to explain NAGradio. MORE stealing of jingles. LoneSQRL [@lonesqrl] calls in to ‘help’ Mr Oil – but instead turns out to slag off DB with the Russian one. Ben Splinter calls in – but does HE come to Leigh’s aid? Skype is broken…
Lying network icons… EVIL network icons. New magazine idea: The Nightmares of Sysadmins. Firefox extentions and scripts crashing. An awesome skype conversation with TechnoExpert: DCIM is not accessible. The directory name is invalid. Quick question concerning Scotland Referendum / Devolution, Alex Salomd and David Cameron. Pepsi and Coka-cola have FAKE water. Rate a RAT! Facebook pink profile CON. AWESOME new Dirty Boxers Facebook game?! Interesting conversation with Dominic of the Neagle variety: Don’t turn in to Joss Stone. MCS Matt calls in to the show [sorry]. The EPIC urban legend of Forbidden Planet and Forbidden Planet. Issues with panel shows. Part 2 of Ewen’s email from yesterday… NEW SHOW: Bagel Tech RAGE! Blue Peter. Trying to work out Leigh’s new show schedule.
On Extra Dirty: Working on new show, playing with the chatroom – perhaps bullying ‘Hartwell’, and Starbucks has gone BLONDE!