No God for Noah, Blow-up Sex Doll wannabe, and truth about stuff | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 740

It be Monday on a Tuesday…

Leigh and Tory start the show by wishing Alfie, Ben’s Brother, a happy birthday… Before Ben turns up. Meanwhile, Leigh is being very shady about something BIG that is happening behind the scenes, that he hopes he can finally be able to talk about after 31st March.

In other news, Leigh has had an EPIC idea about creating a series of animated biblical stories, after he was looking at the Christian “God” channels over the weekend. This comes after many mixed extreme reviews about the up-coming Paramount movie ‘Noah’.

Meanwhile, 420 Multi Services, a tax preparation company, Raided For Alleged Marijuana Dealing. Woman Spends $99,000 To Look Like Blow-Up Sex Doll.

DB644 – Leigh’s Birthday aftermath, Food Blogs, and Cannabis-Fed Pigs…

It be Friday…

Leigh is NOT hungover… Honest. Thankfully Tory is here to add support. Brian calls in to talk about food – a shocking revelation! Babies in restaurants turn out to be Brian’s kryptonite. Leigh then FINALLY starts to explain what happened at his birthday gathering.

Leigh had an idea with Ben last night, and explains how he wishes to go travelling in the next couple of months. It’s known as ‘Van-dwelling’ in the USA.

Marijuana-Fed Pigs Make ‘Best Pork Chop You’ve Ever Had’. ‘Taboo USA’: Breatharian Kirby Survives On Air And Has Only Had Seven Meals In 10 Months. British Psychic TV Channels Fined For Not Telling Viewers It’s All B.S.

DB633 – Putting the Fun in Funeral, Sperm for Lunch and MrsSplinter’s Girl’s Night Out

It be Friday…

Leigh relates the story of the hairdresser yesterday. Since @MrsSplinter701 is out on a girls night out, Ben is left here on the show. Leigh and Callum teach him about oceans.

Leigh attended a funeral yesterday, with people putting songs in places they don’t belong. On that subject, we also plan Leigh’s funeral.

A woman has been caught with $300,000,000 worth of pot/cannabis/herb/weed.

Can sperm act as a natural super food? We find out after the top of the hour.

A new trend in male grooming is moving below the belt. The new wet wipes are here.

A man has put pubic hair trimmings in a curry, trying to get a free meal.

DB411 – Metrosexual is the new gay

It be Tuesday…

Big thank you to Ben [@splinter701] for writing there lovely notes

Leigh is very tired, but still excited about yazm.in. The troubles of making a promotional video when police are involved. MCS calls in to discuss the new and great yazm.in. MrOil calls in and then walks his dog. The yazm.in video is now published after a lot of work. Should gingers be given a suntan lotion allowance? A brilliant idea is concieved, pizza place + medical marijuana = profits. Stories of scamming the system are analysed. Another brilliant idea, gays should adopt instead of using high-tech to concieve. MCS is accused of being a batty boy but instead discovered and classified as metrosexual.