The Paperclips are a Lie | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 782

It be Wednesday…

Tory and Leigh is here in disgust as the website has sold out EVEN more. Head of Research is upset. So Leigh has decided to do his own research for today’s show. First he explains why he enjoys Troy from The DIY Project, Narrowboat Dan and NEW channel called The Ramblings of Bry. People have been complaining that Narrowboat Dan’s theme tune should be loosely based on Rosie & Jim and not Postman Pat.

There is a super secret project coming. A standard version of it will be released for all on Monday 3rd November. But you can pre-order a deluxe version of secret project here. Be warned: the deluxe version WILL NOT be available EVER after 2nd November. Once this opportunity is gone – it’s gone!

Talking of stationary, an issue with paperclips has occurred, and Leigh isn’t happy.

On Extra Dirty:

  • What could the secret project be?
  • Skype PC Update and USB ports
  • Tory’s vacation
  • Ebola: CDC is not the issue, the Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital is the issue
  • TXTbone should become our news correspondent of silly Texas things

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Red Robin Burger Chain launch 3540 calories Burger | Dirty Boxers Saturday 001

It be Saturday… WHAT????

Loaded with coffee and stories from around the world, Big Voice Jay and Tory get together for the first of five Saturday editions of Dirty Boxers. Along the way, Marty makes an appearance and proceeds to comment on things. Leigh makes an appearance in the second hour during talk of toilet selfies.

STORIES:

Emory University Hospital is expected to receive a patient infected with the deadly Ebola virus within the next several days, the university announced Thursday.

Maybe the name “monster” should be a clue. If not, the nutrition watchdogs at the Center for Science in the Public Interest have news for you: A “Monster” double burger, served with “bottomless” fries and a “Monster” milkshake at the Red Robin burger chain, is not very good for you at all.

A Kentucky teen sustained serious burns after trying to imitate the so-called “Fire Challenge.” The online stunt involves pouring alcohol on your body and lighting yourself on fire. A boy in the Houston area was recently injured while trying the stunt.

Stephen A. Smith, who foolishly suggested that women may play a role in provoking illegal violence from the men in their lives and then doubled down on Twitter before finally apologizing via teleprompter, has been suspended for a week by ESPN.

Dozens of federal employees at an obscure agency that handles appeals of patent applications went years with so little work to do that they collected salaries — and even bonuses — while they surfed the Internet, did laundry, exercised and watched television, an investigation has found.

A huge water main break has left much of Sunset Boulevard and the UCLA campus under water. Water was gushing up to 30 feet into the air and some locals were trying to boogie board in the water (California, man). One brave man called in ABC 7 in Los Angeles and pretended to be a Department of Public Works employee named Louis Slungpue. Louis Slungpue’s working theory for the cause is “either a cherry bomb or someone took a massive dump.”

British Designer Gigi Barker makes chair out of “flesh”? If you’re missing that human touch (maybe your guy’s out of town for a while), then this might just be the furniture for you. Because sitting on one of these chairs is just like perching yourself atop a real mound of human flesh apparently. Cosy.

On Extra Dirty:

Leigh talks about what a Pixel Shop is and Crazy vs Hot Matrix: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10152552203017365&id=815552364&refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Ft.co%2FelA9ddtJiN&_rdr

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DB599 – One in five French bottled water brands contaminated with drugs and Charging to browse

It be Thursday…

We do a long intro, talking about Radio Dan and other random things. Then launch into a discussion of podcasts and other similar things.

We then play a clip of the new Dr Who, and talk about how each of us likes/dislikes the show.

James (our jingle voice) will be leaving 🙁 Leigh has a sad time, but is cheered up by a game of magazine battleships!

1 in 5 french bottled water bottles are contaminated with drugs. Who knew?

An Australian business has decided to charge customers for browsing the products, since so many people just browse and then walk out to buy the product online.