And THIS is why… (the missing show) | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 781

It be Monday…

Ben, Tory and Leigh are by themselves as the live stream is down. Autumn has officially hit in the UK, and it is dank. Over the weekend, Leigh had a snooze on the sofa… Issues occurred. Political mischief is going on in the UK. Leigh decided to start a little experiment: youtube.com/digitalfilmarchive.

Meanwhile, Ben reports that there are MAJOR issues going on at TWiT with Brian Brushwood & Justin Robert Young being banned from the network – courtesy of totaldrama.org.

There is a super secret project coming. A standard version of it will be released for all on Monday 3rd November. But you can pre-order a deluxe version of secret project here. Be warned: the deluxe version WILL NOT be available EVER after 2nd November. Once this opportunity is gone – it’s gone!

On Extra Dirty:

  • People in the UK are going on strike – NHS & Midwives were promised a pay increase, but it turned out to be a lie.
  • Ben reads dramatic quotes of Leo Laporte
  • Alabama School Makes 5-Year-Old Sign Suicide/Homicide Safety Contract
  • Ben’s Football Update

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DB507 – Skyfall Review, Suddenly Scrotum, and Skippy’s Slots

It be Friday…

Ben and Matt call in and start fighting immediately. Laz and LoneSQRL call in soon after. The fighting and bitching continues till the first break.
After that, Leigh gives his review of the new jimmy bond movie.

We talk about technical things, Laz and his facebook ads.
We talk about samsung vs apple, and go into the conundrum of international law.
Amsterdam’s coffee shops which openly server cannabis will remain open to tourists, yay!

DB506 – Fudge-Packer Jimmy Bond and Weed Breasts

It be Thursday…

It is Hello_Kelli’s and LoneSQRL’s birthday today, happy birthday to them! Leigh talks about his encounter with a fudge-packer.
The Ginger Steve t-shirts are here, and Leigh trys one on during the show.

Leighs fancy dress party is coming up, he is excited.
Leigh plays some STUPID JIMMY BOND MUSIC continuously, very rude…

There has been 23 deaths at a Saudi wedding due to the guests firing guns in celebration.

A New Zealand mother has been convicted of giving her baby cannabis through breast milk.

A man has put a strip club bill of around $25,000 on his expense account.

DB505 – Billions about Bonds, Blondes, and Zombie Nuggets

It be Wednesday…

Leigh relates a tall tale of curry and (not) peanut butter. Halloween is on…yeah! We discuss this in detail and without getting sidetracked at all.

Leigh has a dvd date (#notadate), romantic times sure to follow. We follow this with an email and discussion of beer.

We have zombie news! A man has scared employees of a drive through restaurant by ordering meals dressed as a zombie.

A New York police officer has been eating people, have we talked about this before?
A starbucks in New York is still open during the storm, for some reason this makes the news.

Germany has accepted nazi raccoons, very tolerant of them.
We go over submissions for the Dirty Boxers Library, many good submissions, we relay them to you, the listener.

A man has made a pumpkin tetris, it is awesome.

DB504 – Urine-Powered Rapey Face

It be Tuesday…

Leigh was shopping at the nazi wearhouse of joy (Tescos) and purchased items such as yoghurt. On the way out of said shop he was yelled at by an older lady.

Leigh is outraged, a rival podcaster has been mentioned in a rap groups song. This is bloody stupid.

STD cupcakes are now on sale, what fun…

Victoria Hunt of Columbus Ohio, who makes loads of money renting out her many houses, lives on $12,000 a year by scrounging food, water and facilities from everything around her.

A Melbourne urine powered restaurant has opened recently.

DB501 – Fake Heinz Ketchup Exploding in the Dirty Boxers Library

It be Tuesday…

The show after the big 500 and Leigh is feeling terrible, he feels like a chav. We introduce a new a game show “Is … better than Dirty Boxers”. Leigh has been told off, he got reprimanded by his friend for talking about the sexipede they were involved in.

Ben relates his story of LAN parties and aussie friends. A new listener has drawn a picture of a silly variety, perfect Dirty Boxers material!

In russia, the faces of deadbeat dads may be published on pizza boxes.

We discuss and add entries to the Dirty Boxers Library. We also discuss what is a classic.

Is your ketchup worth the money? A counterfeit ketchup factory in Dover, New Jersey has exploded.

DB499 – Leo Laporte, Banky Banks and Public Sex

It be Thursday…

Its episode 499! Only one to go before the big 500!

Ben calls in and many issues are discussed.
Meetings of yesterday are discussed, and MrOil calls in, via anonymous satellite phone.
Our facebook campaign has been reasonably successful, but some of the numbers are confusing.

The Dirty Boxers Library is currently accepting submissions, email suggestions to leigh@dirtyboxers.net .

Leo Laporte has once again been caught with his trousers down. LoneSQRL suggests a conspiracy theory accociated with this.

A company owned by Robort T Kiyosaki, Rich Global, has been sued and has declared bankruptcy.

A couple has been caught having sex on an Alec Baldwin table, right in front of children.

Reference: Poppers Buyers Club US.

DB498 – The IncestFest of British English

It be Wednesday…

Turns out those bloody Americanos are stealing even MORE from the Brits… Rudeness!

Ben calls in from the road, guiding us through the lovely city of Perth.

We have hoody hoody news, swedish students are getting photos retouched.
Schools may be extending school hours in Germany, supposedly taking 1 whole year off the schooling process.

LoneSQRL, John and Matt all call in to give Leigh encouragment.

Leigh then continues with his education report.
An event called “IncestFest” in Massachusuts is being critized.

Tampering with road signs is punishable by $1000 fine in Maine, so dont do it there, do it other places.

DB497 – Chain of Love and Drunken, Flattened Children

It be Tuesday…

We start off the week on a classy note, talking about communal showers and Leighs experiences with them. He then relates the story of the cold groper. Since Leigh’s weekend was so packed full of stuff he then tells more stories of housewarmings and ex-boyfriends. Leigh did have a date with drinks! Future updates to follow…

A welsh restaurant chain has served alcohol to a minor, they have apologized citing human error.

A costume party is going to be going on in the rough side of haverhill. Leigh will be attending with a “ginger steve” t-shirt. Dominic Neagle will be attending in an Iron Man suit, we suggest improvements to said suit.

This Lady, has been accused of manslaughter by sitting on him

A skull believed to be Hitler’s has been revealed to be a womans skull

DB496 – Jimmy Savile, Hillsborough and The Story of The QVC Toothbrush

It be Friday…

We have news of conspiracies and coverups. The Hillsborough disaster was covered up by the police eye-witness reports. There is now a full-scale independent investigation into this incident.
The former DJ and philanthropist Jimmy Savile is currently being investigated about child sex allegations.
Leigh relates a story of his early days in the scouts.

We return in more bouncy mood with zombie news! A group of zombies has revivied an actress from a heart attack

A hotel bill dodger has been found through DNA on his toothbrush.

A study has come out indicating that penis size matters.

A woman has fainted live on TV while talking about an Indian android tablet.