The Simpson’s Tapped Out is crap and so is James Bond (supposedly) | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 888

It be Friday…

Executive Producers: Matthew Blakeburn & Marty from the WI.

The Simpson’s Tapped Out game is RUBBISH! Leigh has recently downloaded it to see what all the fuss is about, only to realise it is not fun and is foolish. Tory tries to explain to him why Leigh is doing it wrong. But Leigh can’t work out what is addictive with the game – because it isn’t really fun or pleasurable.

Meanwhile, James Bond film reviews for Spectre have been released, and Leigh isn’t amused by them. The desperation of getting Google love over “Back to the Future day” has been sickening – the worst offender was Jimmy Kimmel. The real concerning news this week has been that UK & China are now (supposedly) BBFs. China gets to build some new nuclear power station reactors in the UK (that haven’t really been tested), meanwhile UK gets to build a Legoland in China.

Sweden has been named the third best country in the world for expats. But there is one area where foreigners seem to struggle: how do you make friends with the reserved and seemingly cold-hearted Swedes?

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  • Ben tells a “joke”
  • Ben goes to a Gym…
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DB524 – The Perfect Murder, Pope Rap and Racist Swedes

It be Thursday…

We start off the day by talking about the phone-hacking scandal in the UK. Panorama is now Leighs show of choice, giving such information as “how to commit the perfect murder” and “how to dodge tax”.

Kelli the webmistress calls in to ask our expert advice. Leigh has also spotted a interesting trend of people filming themselves coming out to the parents [video].

We then listen to and comment on the nsfw pope rap.

Hoody hoody news is back again! Drunk swedish MP’s being racist.

We get around (finally) to the deer story, lets just say a certain american woman is stupid.

DB498 – The IncestFest of British English

It be Wednesday…

Turns out those bloody Americanos are stealing even MORE from the Brits… Rudeness!

Ben calls in from the road, guiding us through the lovely city of Perth.

We have hoody hoody news, swedish students are getting photos retouched.
Schools may be extending school hours in Germany, supposedly taking 1 whole year off the schooling process.

LoneSQRL, John and Matt all call in to give Leigh encouragment.

Leigh then continues with his education report.
An event called “IncestFest” in Massachusuts is being critized.

Tampering with road signs is punishable by $1000 fine in Maine, so dont do it there, do it other places.

DB486 – Return of the Pesky Russian, Derek Lives and P is for Pizza

It be Friday…

Ben calls in to discuss things, stuff and things we like. MrOil calls in to talk about other tosh. We discuss monies, servers, streams and shillage.

LoneSQRL calls in to provide witty comebacks.

The summary of the conversation with MrOil is that we might be able to get money from advertisements, but still be completely honest.

Young men gathering together though “My Little Pony: Friendship is magic”, we expose this dangerous new trend.

We then read some feedback from cynmac, who wants a specific t-shirt.

We have hoody-hoody swedish news, lots of people have been injured over pizza and piss.
The Swedish chef from the muppets apparently speaks Norwegian, but sounds Swedish, very confusing.

DB476 – Naked royalty and LoneSQRL’s package

It be Thursday…

Leighs family has come back from the funeral. Ben calls in to discuss beef jerky. Leigh tells his story of yesterday, with many things happening at the funeral.
Leigh then tells of his new talk show game “6 feet under”.

We bring back celebrity trash, with Leigh reading out silly news stories of celebrities. Prince Harry has been photographed nude, the Sun has a different take though.

We have Florida news! 75 solid citizens have donned robes in the shape of roosters to join a funeral procession, sounds fun.

Chunky blokes have issues with sex and toilets, not necessarily at the same time.

A couple of Swedish people (hoody hoody) shipped their corvette to Detroit to participate in a parade.

A woman has been accused of murdering her husband with a coffee mug

DB471 – Blacks Are Cool, Fun and Never Age

It be Wednesday…

We have taken over haverhill FM! The featured show is back with broken records and all the people you love.
We find out what google means (googol by the way).
Leigh is turning black with tashabella’s help, very saucy.
We discuss the pope and his website and stuff that was stolen from his apartment.
A man in sweden (hoody hoody) has been walking around the streets of the swedish capitol carrying an axe while leading a group of children.
A certain journalist rides around the country in his van + caravan and just has a lot of fun traveling. Leigh wishes to emulate him.