DB375 – Star Wars light saber assault at Toys R Us, Britons denied entry to USA and Skinny Dipping in Jelly…

It be Tuesday… The GREAT debate of Skinny Dipping in Jelly. BREAKING NEWS involving Twitter Joke. Mr Oil calls in… AGAIN! Portland police arrest man after alleged ‘Star Wars’ light saber assault at Toys R Us. Yesterday we spoke about silicone iris implants – NOW we get “OrnamentEyes“. Moby Dick toilet paper goes up for […]

DB353 – French Breasts are BAD, Silicone Implant Paperweights, BT cables nicked from Haverhill, Updates about life

It be Wednesday… French PIP Breasts are bad… But MHRA say they are good! Silicone implant paperweights. Festmas updates… EVIL Tesco Haverhill. Perhaps cancel Christmas? Salvation Army playing silly music in the entrance. The ‘science’ behind CRB Checks. Uncle Pete told Leigh about YouGov. Mr Oil calls in for a chat – and apologies for […]