The Bucket of Delicates and Fake Icelandic Yogurt | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 887

It be Monday…

Executive Producers: Matthew Blakeburn & Marty from the WI.

Today, Leigh and Tory are joined by Callum, Kelli & Matt to discuss Callum’s delicates bucket. It soon comes to light that Callum is actually a VERY BAD student, and is not doing anything right. But we do learn much about his University in Leeds Luton, including his latest alcoholic exploits.

Leigh has not been feeling well – but doesn’t like the lack of health & safety warnings from the local community: “Oh, there’s a lot of that going about”. Icelandic Skyr yogurt is a lie. Newcastle Ale is a lie. Guinness is a lie too. Chicken: Breast or Leg? America is foolish when it comes to counting…

Check out the Dirty Boxers Forums to submit news for the show, as well as flirt outrageously! Registered Sex Offender Sues Halloween Safety Program. “Operation Boo,” a yearly program run by the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation to to protect children from predators during Halloween, is scheduled to go into in full effect later this month, but an attorney and activist wants to change that.

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  • Matt has big tits
  • Kelli has changed her hair colour – and Leigh notices, but fails!
  • Matt’s back door is broken
  • Awkward text messages from Jolene
  • Germans are buggered
  • The in’s and out’s of Laz’s bum-chum nation

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DB695 – Bad Halloween Costumes, Man on trial for saying ‘f**k off’ and No One Is Having Sex on Their Wedding Night Anymore

It be Wednesday…

Leigh gets a weird package through the post this morning… It’s a big, brown envelope – and so automatically assumes that he is being taken to court – obviously! Meanwhile, a silly situation about the upload limits concerning the on demand video service for TV Licence holders – turns out Leigh can only upload 5GB per week at present, and each day DB is using 1.1GB.

Since Ben was late today, his show notes start in the 2nd hour.
We are talking about halloween. Two British teenagers have dressed up as the Twin towers (that got destoyed on 11/9/2001). Another woman has dressed up as a Boston Marathon Victim.

A Canadian man living in Dubai is on trial for telling a customer service representative from his local telecom provider to “fuck off.” Lawyer: Client’s f-bomb not an insult because he’s Canadian.

In our collective imagination, every bride and groom is leaving the reception in a limo and arriving at a rose strewn hotel suite where they will do unspeakable things on the hotel’s high-thread-count sheets. Wrong! Recent polls suggest that more than 50 percent of couples are now forgoing sex on their wedding night.

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Audio Version


DB505 – Billions about Bonds, Blondes, and Zombie Nuggets

It be Wednesday…

Leigh relates a tall tale of curry and (not) peanut butter. Halloween is on…yeah! We discuss this in detail and without getting sidetracked at all.

Leigh has a dvd date (#notadate), romantic times sure to follow. We follow this with an email and discussion of beer.

We have zombie news! A man has scared employees of a drive through restaurant by ordering meals dressed as a zombie.

A New York police officer has been eating people, have we talked about this before?
A starbucks in New York is still open during the storm, for some reason this makes the news.

Germany has accepted nazi raccoons, very tolerant of them.
We go over submissions for the Dirty Boxers Library, many good submissions, we relay them to you, the listener.

A man has made a pumpkin tetris, it is awesome.

DB497 – Chain of Love and Drunken, Flattened Children

It be Tuesday…

We start off the week on a classy note, talking about communal showers and Leighs experiences with them. He then relates the story of the cold groper. Since Leigh’s weekend was so packed full of stuff he then tells more stories of housewarmings and ex-boyfriends. Leigh did have a date with drinks! Future updates to follow…

A welsh restaurant chain has served alcohol to a minor, they have apologized citing human error.

A costume party is going to be going on in the rough side of haverhill. Leigh will be attending with a “ginger steve” t-shirt. Dominic Neagle will be attending in an Iron Man suit, we suggest improvements to said suit.

This Lady, has been accused of manslaughter by sitting on him

A skull believed to be Hitler’s has been revealed to be a womans skull

DB322 – Moral Dilemma Involving Lesbianos, Jesus, Mohammed & Adolf…

It be Friday…

Today, Leigh has a moral dilemma involving Lesbianos and Ex Ex Mrs Brown… Civil Partnerships vs Marriage: Isn’t the same thing? Feedback. Also Tashabella sends is another moral dilemma: Boy wanting to join Girl Scouts told ‘no’ [video]. MCS Matt calls in from a ‘secret’ location… Token White Guy gets angry about silly things… Corporations as ‘people’, Christmas BEFORE Halloween? Leigh’s thoughts Found a lovely Woolly Hotel room for Alan [in Brighton, however Alan might like Manchester more], and Sir Darryl calls in to agree with Leigh. Why would a government organisation ‘remove’ a child for JUST being named Adolf Hitler – even though parents name their children after Jesus or Mohammed – and no issues?!

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DB132 – Halloween Weekend

It be Monday…

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  • Like a Virgin at the YMCA

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Presenter Leigh Brown
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