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It be Friday (on a Saturday)…

Associate Producer: Marty from the WI

As Leigh’s meeting went on WAY longer than expected for all concerned yesterday, Leigh decided to do a Friday on a Saturday Show to make up for it – PLUS it is a Two-hour Special! Tory & Big Voice Jay are MORE than happy to join in with the madness – with Marty from the WI joining in later on. There is now a 5-step plan to follow to support Dirty Boxers Show – http://www.dirtyboxers.net/support-dirty-boxers/.

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A Florida man wanted some late-night Taco Bell — and ended up in the clink. Gabriel Harris, 33, went through the drive-thru at the popular fast food joint — on his bicycle — in New Smyrna Beach as the eatery was closing on Sunday, the Miami Herald reports.

People could be watched in their own homes or at work with hackers targeting household webcams and uploading live footage to the internet, the UK’s privacy watchdog has warned. The Information Commissioner’s Office (ICO) has urged people to upgrade their passwords after a Russian-based website was found to be accessing cameras in everything from CCTV to baby monitors.

A drunk man in Chihuahua, Mexico, admitted to shooting his friend in the head, then chopping off his penis and then feeding the member to the deceased’s dog. The two friends—25-year-old Mario Alberto Lizalde Reyes and 24-year-old Mario Hernandez Banda—were strolling around, walking Reyes’ canine pal when the pair got into a heated argument after Reyes said Banda tried to make the moves on him.

A headmaster who appeared to be caught giving oral sex to a female maths teacher during school threatened students with legal action after a video of the clip went viral. Drago Kamenik, 41, was apparently found by students between the legs of 45-year-old brunette Manja Mertelj after they heard moans of pleasure coming from a classroom they believed to be empty.

No show Monday, due to MORE meetings. Perhaps a Monday on a Tuesday coming! Please keep eye on Twitter / Facebook for more info.

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DB656 – ‘Blowpaste’ Lube Launches Fundraiser, The Great USELESS Mobile Phone Market Debate, and EVIL Primark Trip of Joy

It be Thursday…

Leigh is joined by Tory and Brian, and wonders if he can disown Ali. Clothes shopping is one of the WORST pass-times for a bloke, and yet Ali FORCED Leigh to go shopping for clothes for while he is going on strike.

“Back to school” gear are already in the shops, even though the children have JUST broken up from school for summer break… Tad rude! Meanwhile, why are tourists so stupid? They get in the way with everything, then wonder why you get miffed off with their stupidity.

Leigh explains why he has decided to purchase a Samsung Galaxy S3 – then big debate about why he want’s the “older” model.

Terry Engles, Chip Malinowski Run Nude Bed And Breakfast In Residential Florida. Tumblr Mobile Filter Anti-Gay? Why App Is Banning #Gay, #Lesbian And #Bisexual Tags. Vibrating Bicycle Seat, ‘Happy Ride,’ Hits Sex Shop Shelves.  ‘Blowpaste’ Lube Launches Fundraiser To Spread The Love For Vegan, Gluten-Free Oral Sex Gel.

DB618 – Adobe are stupid, Tests for new chemical guns in UK, and Scott Barron Allegedly Masturbates At Sailboats

It be Friday…

Leigh has many rants and is feeling unwell, fun times. We talk about his crimes and punishments too.

Leigh is ranting about adobe and their cloud stupidity. Ben does a science update. The UK Home Office is testing a new form of chemical gun, which could be used to control rioters and can be fired from more than 100 feet away.

Mothers day is this weekend in the USA and Australia.

Meanwhile, in Florida, a tutor and former pornstar has had his advertisement removed from a school whose students he tutored occasionally.

Another man has been charged with allegedly masturbating in public.

A woman is being charged after trying to cure her son of a gunshot wound by looking up a cure on webMD.

DB611 – Science is rubbish, Florida STD rates, and is Bitcoin worth anything?

It be Wednesday…

We start off the day with technical issues and tomfoolery. The 3rd birthday of the show was yesterday, Leigh went and had curry to celebrate, but the red.

Ben explains the science of Maxwell’s Demon. Though Leigh interrupts rudely throughout.

Leigh is on the prowl, look out ladies…

A man lost his entire life savings at a fairground on the basis that the organisers would give him his money back. We talk about bitcoin malware and scary things on the internet. A man in Kentucky has stored many gallons of his own urine. We announce the best and worst places for STDs in Florida.

DB580 – Giant Sinkhole Swallows while eating with Pussy Cats

It be Saturday…

Due to Leigh being ill on Monday this week, here is a special Saturday edition of the Dirty Boxers show. Even though there are MANY Skype issues [tell us something we DON’T know] we are joined by Brian, Big Voice Jay, MCS Matt, LoneSQRL and for a few brief moments Chris Humphries. Leigh decides to explain how an idea of having an ‘early’ night turned to a random selection of foolish encounters – which meant he didn’t get home to STUPID O’Clock.

In the second hour: Giant Sinkhole Swallows Florida Man. Yum? Cat café and public toilet sandwich shop are new eateries to hit London. Alexis Clancey Caught With Needle Up Her Butt In Florida Drug Bust, Authorities Say.

DB540 – Mince Pies, Permanent Penii, and Invasion of the Stocking Stuffers

It be Friday…

Leigh was at scouts yesterday, and also on the Radio Dan Show [archived here], what a busy boy. Jay has sent us some interesting promos and branding!
Leighs parents finally went on holiday, with much fanfare.

Leighs scout night was a plain clothes, but he went in uniform. He then went and had a pint with his friends, leaving the rest of the scouts behind, then he left his friends and visited the scouts… and so on.

We then continue with the caption competition, with a winner by the name of John!

We continue with proper news of a floridio variety, but not actually florida news. A female college student has been struck in the face with a sock full of feces on public transport. Madonna has been the victim of second hand smoke, when a fan of hers lit up during one her shows. She proceeded to yell at the fan and threaten to not continue with the show.

A man has had a permanent marker tattoo drawn on him while he was passed out.

DB530 – Festmas Cards, Nurse Suicide and Stabbing Me Softly

It be Friday…

Leigh is sending out christmas cards. He visited a small post office shoppe and is planning to go back again.

We then talk again about the countdown to the hobbit!

An Aussie radio station has called a hospital (where the duchess of Cambridge was being treated) pretending to be the queen. The nurse that let them through has been found dead, an apparent suicide.

Our christmas song title has been decided “stabbing me softly with a spoon”.

We have florida news! A woman who was inflicted with a rare sexual disorder has died.

DB528 – Pimping Plasma, Pizza Perfume, and Woo Hoo I Killed a Dog

It be Wednesday…

Put simply, Leigh is banning Festmas. Meanwhile, the French are heading towards extinction. Smoking may worsen a hangover, a stupid US study finds.

We talk about a silly study involving university students drinking in the USA, small sample sizes are involve.

Pizza hut is coming out with a perfume.

We have Florida news: A skinny florida woman has gained 400kg of weight.

A dog has died in Memphis. Apparently, there is new hand signal for “woohoo, I killed a dog”.

DB488 – Fürstenfeldbruck

It be Wednesday…

Leigh is very tired, after having late night phone calls about nasty stuff. Ben calls in to provide commentary on certain subjects.
Leigh introduces 2 new games “We really want to see your boxers” and “Herpes Heroes, AKA:Derek”.

We bring back an old segment “old biddy watch”. An 88 yr old woman has been fined for hitting her 66 yr old son with a broom.
Another old biddy has modified an old painting of Jesus and botched it up.

If one wants to know about a the name and address of a certain submarine base, Leigh reveals it with much pomp.

We have florida news. A man has tried to shoot a couple having “fun times” while driving on the highway.
We then discuss cars at length, the proper term is “manual transmission” not “stick”.

DB478 – We’re back with Uncle Bob’s Attic and Endless Orgasms with John’s Beef Jerky

It be Monday…

Leigh is back from his lads-holiday. Lots of stuff has changed! The attic is cleared now, lots of stuff has been burned to a crisp. Ben @splinter701 and LoneSQRL @LoneSQRL and Brian @brianmonroe all call in to congratulate. Leigh and his friends have spent all their money on gambling on the slot machines, paying for slots…

We have 2 voicemails today, one from a nice quiet gentleman, and one from a very loud lady. After this, Leigh relates a story of back-beach cooking. We reintroduce random pedophilia with the gangnam style video, an english version is proposed.

We have news! (courtesy of tashabella). A florida man, has been storing body parts.
A lady has fallen down some stairs and has acquired persistent arousal syndrome.
A woman has chopped off her boyfriends penis and flushed it down the toilet.
An Idaho man trying to contact a drug dealer, accidentally contacted a policeman instead.
A family in china has shaved numbers into their children’s hair, purely for the purposes of identification though.