142 Felony Counts for Instagram, Filming Students and Coming Out Live [AGAIN] | Bitesize

The first Dirty Boxers: Bitesize, where we talk about the weird news that has been submitted via the Dirty Boxers Family.

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TODAY’S STORIES
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Eugenio Freitas Caught Masturbating In The Meat Aisle Of UK Supermarket. Fortunately, the only meat he touched was his own. Eugenio Freitas, 49, “fully intended” to go shopping at a local supermarket when he got extremely horny, became overwhelmed by his “excessive sexual drive,” and began touching himself through his pants in the meat aisle, according to a UK court hearing. Closed circuit television recorded Freitas with his hands in his pockets for about 10 minutes.

Seth Thompson, Ex-Library Employee, Filmed Students Masturbating In Bathroom. A former library employee at Floriday Atlantic University is accused of secretly filming students masturbating in a campus bathroom, then uploading the videos to porn websites.

Dupree Johnson Charged With 142 Felony Counts After Cop Sees His Instagram. Posting a few selfies helped a south Florida man end up in a jail cell. A sheriff in Palm Beach County, Fla., recently came across the Instagram page of Dupree Johnson, 19. Noting that Johnson had a rap sheet that included grand theft, burglary, and felony possession of a firearm, the deputy decided to look more closely at the pictures.

Coming Out Live [AGAIN]: http://bit.ly/IK4Ehs

 

DB643 – Beery Boxers, Girls Told Sex Acts Would Prevent Pregnancy, Masturbating Bike Fetishist and an IMPORTANT announcement

It be Thursday…

Its Leigh’s Birthday today! He has many gifts and sweet things to eat. Many people have contacted Leigh to congratulate him.

The big announcement is announced, it is a sad one and we discuss it.

A South Carolina minister has been jailed for performing sexual acts on young girls, telling them that by doing so they would not get pregnant, get an STD or start liking other girls.

A man in hoody hoody land has been caught sitting on a bike naked while masturbating.

We have Florida news! A man called Brandon has punched his father because he was allegedly making Kool-Aid wrong.

DB640 – French Mother Takes Exam For Daughter, Cannabis Not Linked To Lung Cancer, and Exam Talk

It be Friday…

Disney and Lucas are top on the agenda, we slag them off. Thanks to Charlie Boy and Mordor for giving us a shout-out on their conference, which is spectacular. More info about watching their conference on-demand can be found on their site.

MrOil joins us after the first break to explain what daybreak on ITV is. Leigh then tells us a sorry tale of the lack of ambulances [video can be viewed here].

A 52 year old woman has been arrested in France for sitting an exam in the place of her 19 year old daughter.

Ben is stressing out because he has a physics exam next Tuesday.

Florida news! A man has been stabbed over some beer and mac’n’cheese.

A new study has concluded that light use of cannabis is not harmful for your health.

DB625 – This One’s for Bradley…

It be Monday…

Leigh tells the story of what happened last Saturday to cause a week break in shows.

Matt from Australia calls in to help with the show, by increasing the percentage of Australians involved. MrOil (AKA DjOil) calls in to ask about the imitation of his promo. Leigh has an idea for a brilliant money-making scheme, however it only works after he has pegged it. We go over some engrish instructions which you can see here. We talk about the couple that auctioned off their virginity, the woman got a much higher price.

A florida woman, Natasha Myers, used her keys to etch the shape of a penis onto a car in a car park. We then play and talk about this video .

We have penis news! A woman has bitten off her husbands penis after he made her leave the rodeo early. Two-Way Mirrors In Scottish Nightclub’s Ladies’ Room Sparks Controversy [image].

DB580 – Giant Sinkhole Swallows while eating with Pussy Cats

It be Saturday…

Due to Leigh being ill on Monday this week, here is a special Saturday edition of the Dirty Boxers show. Even though there are MANY Skype issues [tell us something we DON’T know] we are joined by Brian, Big Voice Jay, MCS Matt, LoneSQRL and for a few brief moments Chris Humphries. Leigh decides to explain how an idea of having an ‘early’ night turned to a random selection of foolish encounters – which meant he didn’t get home to STUPID O’Clock.

In the second hour: Giant Sinkhole Swallows Florida Man. Yum? Cat café and public toilet sandwich shop are new eateries to hit London. Alexis Clancey Caught With Needle Up Her Butt In Florida Drug Bust, Authorities Say.

DB549 – Les Misérables Review, Glenn Beck’s Utopia, and if Prostitutes Sting – you’re doing it wrong

It be Thursday…

No loving sponsor today.

Leigh is joined again by Ginger Steve and quickly start reviewing the Les Misérables film he saw last night. Even through Leigh is a VERY butch and manly man, even HE was about to cry from the film – before a strange thing happened. We also send out love to two members of the Dirty Boxers’ family – Gitmoslave and Laz. Meanwhile, Glenn Beck Plans Cult-Like ‘Independence USA’ to ensure that “American ideals are not whipped off the planet”. So Leigh and Ginger Steve wonders how many bombs WOULD it take to whip American ideals off the face of the planet…

Teacher Mary Maloney Allegedly Offers Oral Sex To Police Officer After Hit-And-Run Charge. The 10 Craziest Things Employees Tried to Expense Last Year. 78 Arrests In 4-Day Prostitution Sting By Polk County Sheriff’s Deputies In Florida.