The Bucket of Delicates and Fake Icelandic Yogurt | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 887

It be Monday…

Executive Producers: Matthew Blakeburn & Marty from the WI.

Today, Leigh and Tory are joined by Callum, Kelli & Matt to discuss Callum’s delicates bucket. It soon comes to light that Callum is actually a VERY BAD student, and is not doing anything right. But we do learn much about his University in Leeds Luton, including his latest alcoholic exploits.

Leigh has not been feeling well – but doesn’t like the lack of health & safety warnings from the local community: “Oh, there’s a lot of that going about”. Icelandic Skyr yogurt is a lie. Newcastle Ale is a lie. Guinness is a lie too. Chicken: Breast or Leg? America is foolish when it comes to counting…

Check out the Dirty Boxers Forums to submit news for the show, as well as flirt outrageously! Registered Sex Offender Sues Halloween Safety Program. “Operation Boo,” a yearly program run by the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation to to protect children from predators during Halloween, is scheduled to go into in full effect later this month, but an attorney and activist wants to change that.

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  • Matt has big tits
  • Kelli has changed her hair colour – and Leigh notices, but fails!
  • Matt’s back door is broken
  • Awkward text messages from Jolene
  • Germans are buggered
  • The in’s and out’s of Laz’s bum-chum nation

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Red Robin Burger Chain launch 3540 calories Burger | Dirty Boxers Saturday 001

It be Saturday WHAT????

Loaded with coffee and stories from around the world, Big Voice Jay and Tory get together for the first of five Saturday editions of Dirty Boxers. Along the way, Marty makes an appearance and proceeds to comment on things. Leigh makes an appearance in the second hour during talk of toilet selfies.

STORIES:

Emory University Hospital is expected to receive a patient infected with the deadly Ebola virus within the next several days, the university announced Thursday.

Maybe the name “monster” should be a clue. If not, the nutrition watchdogs at the Center for Science in the Public Interest have news for you: A “Monster” double burger, served with “bottomless” fries and a “Monster” milkshake at the Red Robin burger chain, is not very good for you at all.

A Kentucky teen sustained serious burns after trying to imitate the so-called “Fire Challenge.” The online stunt involves pouring alcohol on your body and lighting yourself on fire. A boy in the Houston area was recently injured while trying the stunt.

Stephen A. Smith, who foolishly suggested that women may play a role in provoking illegal violence from the men in their lives and then doubled down on Twitter before finally apologizing via teleprompter, has been suspended for a week by ESPN.

Dozens of federal employees at an obscure agency that handles appeals of patent applications went years with so little work to do that they collected salaries — and even bonuses — while they surfed the Internet, did laundry, exercised and watched television, an investigation has found.

A huge water main break has left much of Sunset Boulevard and the UCLA campus under water. Water was gushing up to 30 feet into the air and some locals were trying to boogie board in the water (California, man). One brave man called in ABC 7 in Los Angeles and pretended to be a Department of Public Works employee named Louis Slungpue. Louis Slungpue’s working theory for the cause is “either a cherry bomb or someone took a massive dump.”

British Designer Gigi Barker makes chair out of “flesh”? If you’re missing that human touch (maybe your guy’s out of town for a while), then this might just be the furniture for you. Because sitting on one of these chairs is just like perching yourself atop a real mound of human flesh apparently. Cosy.

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