Leigh and Ben have a nice relaxed show… Even though they have the giggles. Leigh has heard some exciting news that Richard Vobes of Vobes.com is possibly bringing back his show! Leigh want’s everyone to contact Richard via twitter and lovingly bully his to bring back the Vobes Show. However, it slowly dawns on Leigh that Richard is way more talented than Leigh – with Richard recently publishing a book: Splidge Children’s books, AND Bald Explorer, and Naked Englishman podcasts – turns Leigh crazy.
Meanwhile, Ben plays 5-a-side football with 8 players. We have great insight about what happens at a scratch-match – we learn many things. Ben likes playing football casually, with polite subtle racism.
A new T-shirt AND something HUGE is coming at the end of October… If you’re getting your Christmas list to give to friends, there will be something coming that you may want to have, that will have to be quick it you want it signed before end of year.
Top 5 Geeky News:
Counterfeit Xbox One makers charged in US and Australia: Four people have been charged in the US and one in Australia for their alleged involvement in a hacking ring that stole pre-release video game data.Prosecutors have claimed that members of the group managed to use some of the information to create counterfeit versions of the Xbox One console.
Microsoft unveils Windows 10 system with Start Menu: Microsoft has disclosed the first details of Windows 10 – its next operating system (OS). The name is a surprise, bearing in mind it represents a jump from the last version – Windows 8.
Snoop Dogg’s cash for Reddit users in sharing scheme: Rapper Snoop Dogg, actor Jared Leto and Paypal co-founder Peter Thiel are among the famous names investing in social news site Reddit. The site said it raised $50m (£31m) in funding, and that it would take the unusual step of giving some of it to its users in the form of shares.
Cheryl Cole ‘most dangerous celebrity’ says security firm: X Factor judge Cheryl Cole has been named as the “most dangerous celebrity” online in the UK. A security firm has been measuring the amount of malicious websites linked to a star’s name.
Voice-activated devices pose security threat: Voice-activated smartphones and other devices can be a significant security risk, warn researchers. An expert at security firm AVG found some voice-activated systems responded just as well to fake voices as they did to that of the owner.
Thousands of customers have been unable to renew their car tax online, after the DVLA website was swamped. A film adaptation of the classic ‘80s video game “Tetris” will be falling into theaters sometime in the near future.
Leigh has many rants, Ben is suffering high temperatures and Tory doesn’t want to talk about it.
Leighs first rant is about old buildings. Gurteen, a clothing manufacturer in Haverhill, is proposing to demolish a selection of old Grade 2 listed buildings in the town. A UKIP councillor, David Silvester, has blamed the recent storms and heavy floods across Britain on the Government’s decision to legalise gay marriage. Jeremy Clarkson has had to apologise for being alseep while a photo was being taken.
The finally a rant about monopoly. Leigh thinks Monopoly are ruining a good game after he has played Monopoly Revolutions and Monopoly Empire over the weekend.
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Leigh is in a ranty mood today, especially as it emerged that the Obama administration has publicly expressed concern about the impact of a UK referendum on its future relationship with the EU. Even Business leaders have started to urge Cameron not to ‘risk’ EU membership. Meanwhile, the UK government has urged MPs to back a 1% cap on annual rises in working-age benefits and some tax credits, arguing it is vital to cutting the deficit. In other news, The London Underground is celebrating its 150th anniversary and is the oldest subterranean railway in the world.
Swedish prosecutors have issued international arrest warrants for two Britons suspected of masterminding a smuggling ring involving Chinese garlic. Brazil prepares for the World Cup and Olympic games next year, free English courses are being offered and prostitutes are signing up. At least 20 prostitutes in the city of Belo Horizonte signed up for the courses and at least 300 are expected to start taking classes. A British teenager who dressed in a giant chicken suit for a protest outside a KFC restaurant said he was punched, tackled and covered in food.
Caption[s] of the Day Winners Mario Kart: “In preparation to fight donkey kong!” Marty, WI Eggceptional: “Worst. Sex Ed class. Ever.” Hobbs, chatroom
We end with Leigh trying to work out how much he could charge to conduct weddings and funerals with his new found “powers” as a reverent. Jordan Cobb jumped into river ‘over £100 bet’ – possible Darwin Award?
Feeling a tad crap today – so let’s have a relaxed show… Skype is a douche. How are people forgeting the [sc]Amazon link? The ‘pilot’ of Bagel Tech Rage that you won’t hear. An epic TROLL [called GayfromScotland] from the Guys from Queens chatroom. Virgin Media is going to double the speed of broadband. Investment in fibreoptics. SCREW DOWNLOAD SPEEDS – WHERES UPLOAD SPEEDS?! Logitech bringing out the C920 [so the Logitech HD Pro Webcam C910 is going CHEAP!]
Lying network icons… EVIL network icons. New magazine idea: The Nightmares of Sysadmins. Firefox extentions and scripts crashing. An awesome skype conversation with TechnoExpert: DCIM is not accessible. The directory name is invalid. Quick question concerning Scotland Referendum / Devolution, Alex Salomd and David Cameron. Pepsi and Coka-cola have FAKE water. Rate a RAT! Facebook pink profile CON. AWESOME new Dirty Boxers Facebook game?! Interesting conversation with Dominic of the Neagle variety: Don’t turn in to Joss Stone. MCS Matt calls in to the show [sorry]. The EPIC urban legend of Forbidden Planet and Forbidden Planet. Issues with panel shows. Part 2 of Ewen’s email from yesterday… NEW SHOW: Bagel Tech RAGE! Blue Peter. Trying to work out Leigh’s new show schedule.
On Extra Dirty: Working on new show, playing with the chatroom – perhaps bullying ‘Hartwell’, and Starbucks has gone BLONDE!
If you are not following @Queen_UK on twitter – how can you look at yourself in the mirror? The insanely awesome behind-the-crown look of what is happening around Buck Palace and Sandingham is epic. Who knew they held Strictly Come Dancing fancy dress parties where Princess Anne came as Bruce Forsyth and Camilla as Tess Daly? Welcome to the WONDERFUL world of “Gin O’Clock“!
Mr Cameron on the phone. Says cost of the olympics could exceed budget. Although Mr Clegg has donated use of his trampoline, so that helps.
‘One does enjoy the Eurovision Song Contest. Lovely to be reminded how much more civilised the British are than our European neighbours. Royal Eurovision Fancy Dress Party to celebrate. Unfortunately Camilla misread the invitation as ‘Euro-tunnel Fancy Dress Party’ and came as a train.’
If anyone sees the Duchess of Cornwall, do give one a call. She may be wearing a Father Christmas outfit and smoking an enormous cigar.
Now, some clever sausage has contacted The Queen, and have been able to obtain her diary for the past year, which is now avaliable in a cleverly contained item called a book. With this unpresented access, we can find out what The Queen truly feels about the time-share [like a villa in the Algarve] Prime Minister David Cameron, Nick Clegg, and all the other numpties that “grace” her path.
Angela Merkel on the phone. Bit upset. Apparently the Euro is now worth less than those little chocolate coins one puts on Christmas trees.
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HUGE update concerning the Jeremy Clarkson / The One Show / Unison situation – the story that JUST won’t die in the UK. Currently the BBC has had over 31,000 complaints about the ‘issue’… So Leigh decides to bring his level-headed approuch to the problem. Also interesting timing as Jeremy Clarkson’s Pumped Up DVD is on sale now… Playstation PS3 3D display now out. Feedback. Johnny Depp is in hot bother with ‘Christmas song’. George Harrison’s Aston Martin DB5 on sale. Top 5 Geeky news. Klaatu rant about Job interviews. Mr Oil tries to call in from Cyprus…