It be Wednesday…
Productive Leigh is getting miffed off with the news recently. It seems that the news people have just returned from Iraq and need to save money, so are now being sent to the wet South West of the UK to report live from floods and high tides. Leigh almost died due to a gas explosion [60 miles away], and Ben has started a new IT course. John Coles joins us for a nice catch up.
High school cheerleaders in South San Francisco got more than eyeful earlier this month when a naked man wandered into their locker room, made eye contact, waved his penis at them and then left, which Leigh thinks looks like Brian. McDonald’s announced that it plans to start transitioning to sustainable beef by 2016, with the goal of eventually making all of its burgers from sustainable meat. Authorities have charged a northern New York woman and her boyfriend because the woman’s 2-year-old daughter used their cellphones to dial 911 a total of 15 times last month. Michael, 11, loves My Little Pony. This passion reportedly sparked relentless bullying from his classmates in Raleigh, N.C., and eventually led the boy to attempt suicide.
The video version of the DB Show is only available [along with other EPIC benefits] to those awesome peeps who are TV Licence holders. The Dirty Boxers TV Licence ensures we can keep the lights on, brew the coffee and keep the servers humming. Please consider getting a TV Licence today and keep Dirty Boxers on the air!
It be Thursday…
Its Leigh’s Birthday today! He has many gifts and sweet things to eat. Many people have contacted Leigh to congratulate him.
The big announcement is announced, it is a sad one and we discuss it.
A South Carolina minister has been jailed for performing sexual acts on young girls, telling them that by doing so they would not get pregnant, get an STD or start liking other girls.
A man in hoody hoody land has been caught sitting on a bike naked while masturbating.
We have Florida news! A man called Brandon has punched his father because he was allegedly making Kool-Aid wrong.
It be Friday…
Leigh is rather shattered, and Ben is bloody late.
Last night Leigh was at scouts and did some lovely Backwood Cooking, and decides to teach you a few lovely recipies – including Twisters.
Tory calls in because Ben is STILL late – to start complaining about the summer heat.
Half of young Swedes don’t use condoms when having sex with a new partner, according to a new study, which also found that 30 percent of Swedes use no contraceptive measures at all. A Swedish man is facing a five-million kronor ($750,000) add-on to his tax bill after the authorities took a proper look at his account on the professional networking site LinkedIn.
An Oklahoma Chili’s said a waitress was fired for a Facebook photo of police dining at the eatery with a caption saying they “better hope I’m not their server.” Chef Allegedly Killed Over Meal Diners Thought Was Poorly Prepared.
It be Tuesday…
Leigh is being sad because he is all alone but Ben is home early from his church group, so we start out with many offensive things.
Tashabella calls in to tell us about the Vietnamese / British wedding.
Brian and Tory call in to add to the offensiveness. AndroidUSA is the next subject that comes up, they create lovely watches. The owners of the mobile operating system called android actually do not have the marketing rights to the word android.
Hacker public radio, a network we could get re-broadcasted on! Send your suggestions to firstname.lastname@example.org if you know how we could make the show relevant to hackers.
A man called Orlando stabbed during sex because he refused to change positions. Our expert panel sheds light on this sordid story.
It be Friday…
We start the day with great skype issues and sadness since it is James’s (our jingle voice) last day as our main branding voice.
Cheques (checks for the americanos) are useless according to Leigh, because the banks are making it more and more difficult and arduous to transfer money using them.
We then talk about the Dirty Boxers TV Licencse, Car Wash and the 2 weeks break.
A man has been charged with simple assault over an alleged groping of a sleeping woman on an aeroplane.
Rent-A-Mourner is now live and available for service. They offer a discreetly crying person or persons at your funeral to help with the atmosphere.
A man has been charged with disorderly conduct for accidentally putting an egg, in an easter egg hunt, out with 1500 other chocolate eggs.
It be Saturday…
Due to Leigh being ill on Monday this week, here is a special Saturday edition of the Dirty Boxers show. Even though there are MANY Skype issues [tell us something we DON’T know] we are joined by Brian, Big Voice Jay, MCS Matt, LoneSQRL and for a few brief moments Chris Humphries. Leigh decides to explain how an idea of having an ‘early’ night turned to a random selection of foolish encounters – which meant he didn’t get home to STUPID O’Clock.
In the second hour: Giant Sinkhole Swallows Florida Man. Yum? Cat café and public toilet sandwich shop are new eateries to hit London. Alexis Clancey Caught With Needle Up Her Butt In Florida Drug Bust, Authorities Say.
It be Friday…
Leigh has to start today’s show with an official statement from the made-up organisation called ‘Scouting’. Brian and LoneSQRL both join the conversation. Flaming Burgers are on the menu on Thursday – even though no one could work out what ‘Flaming Burgers’ actually meant. Meanwhile, the Horse Meat ‘issue’ continues in the UK [while Food Standards Agency continues to do BUGGER ALL about it]. “Further work is being carried out to establish exactly how much horse meat these products contain and to test for the presence of the veterinary medicine phenylbutazone, or bute.”
In the second hour: 21-Year-Old Man Arrested For Hugging A Manatee And Posting Photos On Facebook. ‘Furby’ Assault: Ashley Trimmer, 27, Allegedly Used Toy To Attack Boyfriend. Boy Scouts’ Gay Ban Inspires Ex-Scout To Push California To End Youth Organization’s Tax Exempt Status.
It be Thursday…
No loving sponsor today.
Leigh is joined again by Ginger Steve and quickly start reviewing the Les Misérables film he saw last night. Even through Leigh is a VERY butch and manly man, even HE was about to cry from the film – before a strange thing happened. We also send out love to two members of the Dirty Boxers’ family – Gitmoslave and Laz. Meanwhile, Glenn Beck Plans Cult-Like ‘Independence USA’ to ensure that “American ideals are not whipped off the planet”. So Leigh and Ginger Steve wonders how many bombs WOULD it take to whip American ideals off the face of the planet…
Teacher Mary Maloney Allegedly Offers Oral Sex To Police Officer After Hit-And-Run Charge. The 10 Craziest Things Employees Tried to Expense Last Year. 78 Arrests In 4-Day Prostitution Sting By Polk County Sheriff’s Deputies In Florida.