DB534 – Laser Scouts, Hobbit in Super HD, and Helping Small Businesses

It be Thursday…

We are technologically advanced today! The hobbit is being shot in Super HD.

We then talk about scouty wouts and a big issue that needs resolving. Since Leigh can not get a good answer from the family of Dirty Boxers, he CALLS IN to scout headquarters to get a serious answer and he does.

Leigh has had an amazing idea, we will accept advertising on the show after the 1st of January. We will charge $1 on the first day of the year, $2 on the second day and so on. The advertiser for the day will get exclusive advertising for that day.

DB533 – Leigh’s Throat Woes and Don’t Swallow Your Balls

It be Wednesday…

Leigh is still sick, but is feeling ever-so-slightly better. We start of by discussing sick days and sickness. It is 12/12/12 today and thats about all there is.

We continue with the countdown to the hobbit, with interesting facts and teases!

13 year old boys looted a Wisconsin pharmacy for condoms and candy at knife-point.

The Russians are stocking up on candles and vodka, essential supplies.

Students in the UK are using fake tongue piercings that involve magnets, these pose serious health risks if swallowed.

A Florida entrepreneur, Jason Sadler, says he is raising money for his business by auctioning the rights to his last name.

DB530 – Festmas Cards, Nurse Suicide and Stabbing Me Softly

It be Friday…

Leigh is sending out christmas cards. He visited a small post office shoppe and is planning to go back again.

We then talk again about the countdown to the hobbit!

An Aussie radio station has called a hospital (where the duchess of Cambridge was being treated) pretending to be the queen. The nurse that let them through has been found dead, an apparent suicide.

Our christmas song title has been decided “stabbing me softly with a spoon”.

We have florida news! A woman who was inflicted with a rare sexual disorder has died.

DB529 – The Woes of Whistling Woody, Cheap Prostitutes, and the Hobbit in 3D

It be Thursday…

We have a new ad for Derek made by Jay, our new favourite person. We continue the countdown to the hobbit. We also discuss movies in general.

A San Diego pub has found a unique way of dealing with negative yelp reviews, reading them aloud in the bathrooms! We find a cartoon that looks strangely like Laz [image].

Russian iTunes Store shows porn. Leigh brings out a 40s car crash TV coming out video, yay! We then return to Memphis and its prostitution problem.

DB527 – Flying Hobbits, Atheist Woggles, and a Drop in the Bucket

It be Tuesday…

Leigh has been searching to find a few more new ‘Festmas’ themed pieces of music for the show – and some how came across ‘Glomboy’ on SoundCloud.

The UK Scout Association have update their oath/promise to include atheists and gays. They are now all inclusive.

China’s first World AIDS Day Masturbation Contest say they’re just celebrating HIV risk-free sexual freedom, according to Shanghaiist. We then talk about the soggy biscuit game, Leigh provides images to prove it and a video to confirm.
We make it a mission to start our very own dirty boxers branded wank-athon.

We then continue with the countdown to the hobbit. Air New Zealand launch a new Hobbit-themed in-flight video [video].

DB526 – Hobbit Preview and the Shameful Eagle Asterisks

It be Monday…

We begin the day with technical issues, but fix them quickly. Ben may be late, but is at the right place at the right time.
We are counting down to the hobbit, yay!

Kim Ridley, an oregon used car salesman, who allegedly used his daughter in a skimpy outfit to advertise a car. It turns out the model was not his daughter the whole time!

A scout in the U.S.A has been denied his promotion to Eagle Scout because he was gay.