Associate Producers: Matthew Blakeburn & Marty from the WI.
It be bloody hot in the Ivory Tower – as it is actually hot in Brit-land. Leigh is doing amazing things by growing his hair, to be shaved off. The hair will be made in to wigs for children with cancer. Meanwhile, we are joined by Tory, and he is STUPIDLY supportive (honest). A great debate concerning the concepts of work-class, middle-class & upper-class explodes from no-where.
Many days happened without the inter-tubes in the Ivory Tower as BT Infinity decided to take a holiday, without telling anyone, which was rather rude. It has been a right silly situation, dealing with MANY call centres, which all seem to be based in India.
Ben and Leigh sit down to have a chin-wag about stuff. Mainly to test out the new wiring for the studio, but also to try and get back in to the swing of things after their two weeks off. Ben isn’t feeling very well. Leigh is confused by New Years’ from around the world. Great discussion is also had about what a ‘Doctor Who Annual’ is. Finally, some sad news about BT Infinity and plans for the next year.
A full, true Dirty Boxers show is coming Monday! Have a great weekend.
Ben, LoneSQRL and MCS call in to argue and get raises. Leigh will be able to get BT infinity soon, great news!
Leigh regales us with the halloween party story, apparently lots of shenanigans were had. Leigh and some friends were very late, but when they finally arrived they found the party doing the sexipede and gangam style dances. Leigh’s “Memorable Knight” costume [image 1 | image 2], Ginger Steve’s “Zombie CheerLeader” [image 1 | image 2] and Dominic’s “Ironman / Power Ranger” [image 1 | image 2]… And of course the classic group photo.
We then explain to Ben the meaning of “the locomotion”, and make fun of him in general.
We then return to the subject of the party, and Leigh’s wardrobe malfunction.
Today is a slow news day, so we talk about YESTERDAY’S news from the stunning, and completely factual “The Sun” tabloid newspaper. Supermarket trip from HELL. Mr Oil calls in from Florida about things… Tesco and their new ‘racist’ doll line [image]. Laz [@larryortiz] calls in to talk about his saggy bot bot. “Welsh Maggot” is racist. 14-Year-Old Girl is Urged by her Mother to get Breast Implants [image].
BIG thank you to Mr Oil for recording todays show. James [@wild_smurf001] has returned home early – to play with his new BT Vision telly box. The birth of the ‘La Forge Principal’. The Dirty Boxers Quiz. The silly names for drinks. Mr Oil [@mroil] needs help from Leigh & James to design his new office. MCS Matt [@matt0083] calls in too for a chat. Captain Riker from Star Trek: TNG ‘All Good Things’ desk. Mr Oil is upset with the fact he thought Sherlock was dead… But it turns out he isn’t. Feedback! Angry Young Man ‘fires’ Leigh from the Live Tech Keynotes – so in response, Leigh wants to start a NEW show.
It be Wednesday, and Leigh is at a Funeral… So Mr Oil takes over… [Count along how many things he decides to ‘borrow’ from Leigh]
Something tells me Mr Oil may not know what he is doing – apologies for what you are about to witness! Mr Oil kindly decides to ensure All Digital Radio Network is running and ‘covering’ with Leigh’s absence. Hungary [the country] has ‘banned’ homelessness. Mr Oil starts to play with ‘stereo’ [The concept of stereo sound was banned in Russia in 1837 due to the belief that it was caused by witchcraft]. Mr Oil has ‘feedback’ from BT. Fussy eaters eating ONLY Chicken Nuggets! Concerns about Radioactive ‘DK’. DON’T FLY! Mr Oil would like to pick a bone [any one] with AP. A little rant about trains. A russian doing rollcall!? Mr Oil reviews his work on the show… Laz causes issues, so Mr Oil starts to explain NAGradio. MORE stealing of jingles. LoneSQRL [@lonesqrl] calls in to ‘help’ Mr Oil – but instead turns out to slag off DB with the Russian one. Ben Splinter calls in – but does HE come to Leigh’s aid? Skype is broken…
Can we start a war against stupidity? Is that allowed? Can Russians respect authority? Mr Oil calls in… WHAT a surprise! [@mroil] Close to MORE Hug-a-Mug moments. People could swallow small parts from Doctor Who Fob Watch. Update on lawsuits. Rant about BT – on BT Infinity Watch. Chatting about trains in the UK. Desperately trying to work out how to get the attic studio connected to fibre. MCS Matt [@matt0083] calls in for a catch up. Ben Splinter [@splinter701] is a FAKE AUSSIE! Laz [Google+] calls in to have a chat about IronSky. John Coles, our Brit in the USA, sends in a report from his travels [video]. Dirty Boxers in on the Stitcher app.
Not ready, HOLD ON! But Leigh has an important question involving beards! Mr Oil calls in [AGAIN], to answer Leigh’s question – and FAILS. Wild Smurf James calls in to try to do better. We have a HUGE catch up with him. James decided to hurt himself AGAIN with a soldering iron [image]. Planning a Par-TAY. BT Infinity Watch update [video]. James is looking for Sound Engineers, Security staff, and other freelance staff who have a fetish of wearing High Vis Vests for the London Olympics [website]. Love life of James update. First EPIC dramatic reading of “Ginger and the Fairy”. Curry night with Neagle or Pint with Northern Gary? A “very fun” penis joke.
Party planning in the chatroom. How to build a house in 24hrs [Image 1 | Image 2 | Image 3 | Image 4]. Saturday ‘Boxset’ Night with Neagle and Sputnik: currently watching Doctor Who. John C Dvorak stealing ‘Boyzzz’ from Dirty Boxers on No Agenda Show?! Behind the scenes to ‘No Agenda Producers Update’ [NAPU]. Update on BT Infinity Watch and issues with uploading shows. Broadband Caps are horrid! You Tube is a lazy man’s Google. Unhappy with her brown eyes, Beatriz Murillo is now legally blind after she got silicone iris implants to compliment her skin [Image].
Running late – bloody GRR! BT Infinity Watch. A few pieces of housekeeping. Bars where all drinkers stand up should go, say police [Video]. Mr Oil rings up [once again]. More chat about the American Road Trip. Dirty Boxers vs No Agenda.
On Extra Dirty: Magic mushrooms may prove beneficial to depression sufferers…