DB648 – Leigh’s Silly Sausage, Hiring Hitman instead of Divorce, and This Week in Cider

It be Wednesday…

Leigh has got a new Camera and is going to tell you EVERYTHING about it… *SAD*. Even though he suddenly realises people will soon be able to SEE him doing stupid stuff. DirtyBoxers.net is being transfered – be warned! Ben then explains the difference between Beer & Ale.

The Dirty Boxers Ale is a plan of ‘spinn-off’ product of the show. British Witters suggests perhaps a Dirty Boxers Banger [Sausage].

A Michigan woman attempted to hire a hitman to murder her husband because ‘it was easier than divorcing him.’ The system used to broadcast to the United States in times of national crisis can be hacked, researchers have warned [link to report here].

DB540 – Mince Pies, Permanent Penii, and Invasion of the Stocking Stuffers

It be Friday…

Leigh was at scouts yesterday, and also on the Radio Dan Show [archived here], what a busy boy. Jay has sent us some interesting promos and branding!
Leighs parents finally went on holiday, with much fanfare.

Leighs scout night was a plain clothes, but he went in uniform. He then went and had a pint with his friends, leaving the rest of the scouts behind, then he left his friends and visited the scouts… and so on.

We then continue with the caption competition, with a winner by the name of John!

We continue with proper news of a floridio variety, but not actually florida news. A female college student has been struck in the face with a sock full of feces on public transport. Madonna has been the victim of second hand smoke, when a fan of hers lit up during one her shows. She proceeded to yell at the fan and threaten to not continue with the show.

A man has had a permanent marker tattoo drawn on him while he was passed out.