Leigh has got a strange feeling he has forgotten something… MCS Matt and Mr Oil call in to bitch about stuff. The GREAT debate about Rolex. Laz calls in from his home studio. Mr Oil tries to record a bootleg of the show. No show on Friday. Joe de Max is going to turn in to Mr Oil! The rumours about Christopher Woods. Doctor Who night needs to change. The mississippi mud pie was one step too far… Bournemouth and the old people. Leigh wants the Cambridge nuclear bunker [website]. Germany broke the rules – and so broke the EU. Country Credit Ratings. Ben Splinter calls in to join the debate of rating agencies. The Sun on Sunday is coming – so BskyB ownership bid is going to start again. Woman’s 38KKK breast implants make for ‘Strange Addiction’ [website]. Drinking Horse Semen in New Zealand. Tashabella calls in to help with our issues about trying to work out how bras work.
If you are not following @Queen_UK on twitter – how can you look at yourself in the mirror? The insanely awesome behind-the-crown look of what is happening around Buck Palace and Sandingham is epic. Who knew they held Strictly Come Dancing fancy dress parties where Princess Anne came as Bruce Forsyth and Camilla as Tess Daly? Welcome to the WONDERFUL world of “Gin O’Clock“!
Mr Cameron on the phone. Says cost of the olympics could exceed budget. Although Mr Clegg has donated use of his trampoline, so that helps.
‘One does enjoy the Eurovision Song Contest. Lovely to be reminded how much more civilised the British are than our European neighbours. Royal Eurovision Fancy Dress Party to celebrate. Unfortunately Camilla misread the invitation as ‘Euro-tunnel Fancy Dress Party’ and came as a train.’
If anyone sees the Duchess of Cornwall, do give one a call. She may be wearing a Father Christmas outfit and smoking an enormous cigar.
Now, some clever sausage has contacted The Queen, and have been able to obtain her diary for the past year, which is now avaliable in a cleverly contained item called a book. With this unpresented access, we can find out what The Queen truly feels about the time-share [like a villa in the Algarve] Prime Minister David Cameron, Nick Clegg, and all the other numpties that “grace” her path.
Angela Merkel on the phone. Bit upset. Apparently the Euro is now worth less than those little chocolate coins one puts on Christmas trees.
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