Leigh’s New Obsession | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 780

It be Wednesday…

Tory and Leigh sit down for a lovely pleasant chat about stuff. Leigh’s hands hurt – we wonder deep heat and cotton gloves might help at night? Tory has an issue. Leigh has a new obsession. Ben is late, and we wonder what he is bringing to the discussion / party. Unfortunately, Ben had a Project Management system exam, and he isn’t happy.

People have been sending much feedback via many unauthorised means… Another message from Lynda from Arizona. We have left a Brit behind! Also answering Nick’s question from Monday.

There is a super secret project coming. A standard version of it will be released for all on Monday 3rd November. But you can pre-order a deluxe version of secret project here. Be warned: the deluxe version WILL NOT be available EVER after 2nd November. Once this opportunity is gone – it’s gone!

Leigh has a new obsession. Previously it was Troy’s The DIY Project. NOW it’s Narrowboat Dan from asortofinterestinglife.com.

On Extra Dirty:

  • Trying to work out Narrowboat Dan’s theme tune
  • Ben doesn’t naturally smirk
  • Tory is upset with Sir Darryl & MCS on All Digital Radio
  • Tricaster Mini is out – we discuss what Leigh would use one for… it involves the Camper-van
  • Sir Darryl slags off Radio Dan

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eBay lies, Campervan Conversion Search Continues & Killer Sky News Reporter | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 779

It be Monday…

Tory has been gigging over the weekend, where yummy pulled-pork food was had. Got Tashabella jealous. Ben did very little, accept play “Payday” – remember: shoot the camera BEFORE the security guard.

Meanwhile, Leigh has been doing his weekly search for a van to convert in to a camper-van to go traveling in – Dudley the Camper Van. Problem is that eBay is horrid to use, and alternatives like Gumtree and Craigslist in the UK are not much better. PLUS, it didn’t help that AzzyChill had interviewed with Razer at EGX 2014 with their Razer Bus in the background – Leigh’s jealous face was an issue. Ideally, there should be a way to subscribe to a search within eBay and then get weekly updates of that search emailed until you ask it to stop.

There is a super secret project coming. A standard version of it will be released for all on Monday 3rd November. But you can pre-order a deluxe version of secret project here. Be warned: the deluxe version WILL NOT be available EVER after 2nd November. Once this opportunity is gone – it’s gone!

On Extra Dirty:

  • Today we are more journalistic than the news!
  • Sky News reporter, Martin Brunt, harasses “McCann Internet Troll” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkAzz8Pwdvc
  • Names and shames only one “troll” in a special news report – Brenda Leyland, 63 – even though admits she is “not the worst one”
  • After report broadcast, Brenda had to flee her home and go in to hiding
  • Brenda found dead at a Marriott hotel in Leicester
  • Sky News does not report her death, or acknowledge they caused

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The evils of Poison Ivy, Shrine of Awesome and is @MandoTory OK? | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 778

It be Friday…

Leigh starts off by himself, while Ben is hopefully being romantic with Mrs Splinter. So takes the opportunity to apologies for Wednesday being a quiet show. He has concerns about the health and safety of setting up a Shrine of Awesome to celebrate the people who support the show. He is also very worried about Tory, after there has been much rumour of him being inflicted by Poison Ivy.

Meanwhile, Leigh has been working VERY hard on a secret project that is being launched 3rd November – but you can pre-order a deluxe version of secret project here. Be warned: the deluxe version WILL NOT be available after 2nd November. HUGE thank you to everyone on our shrine! We also have some feedback from Lynda and Nick 😀

We finally make contact with Tory and get an update with what’s going with him. Leigh has come up with an interesting new way for the Dirty Boxers show to make a cool new advert thingy on our site – instead of using adsense. It has started with dirtyboxers.net/splidge – supporting cool independent people creating great stuff! Robin Hood click 2.0!

On Extra Dirty:

  • Disagreements with Stanley Knife
  • Ben’s Football Team update
  • Australian Football rant

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Naming and Shaming, NEW THINGS & @Vobes has TOO much talent | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 777

It be Wednesday…

Leigh and Ben have a nice relaxed show… Even though they have the giggles. Leigh has heard some exciting news that Richard Vobes of Vobes.com is possibly bringing back his show! Leigh want’s everyone to contact Richard via twitter and lovingly bully his to bring back the Vobes Show. However, it slowly dawns on Leigh that Richard is way more talented than Leigh – with Richard recently publishing a book: Splidge Children’s books, AND Bald Explorer, and Naked Englishman podcasts – turns Leigh crazy.

To find out more, and to purchase either paperback or Kindle version of Splidge the Cragflinger – click here to go to YOUR local Amazon

Meanwhile, Ben plays 5-a-side football with 8 players. We have great insight about what happens at a scratch-match – we learn many things. Ben likes playing football casually, with polite subtle racism.

A new T-shirt AND something HUGE is coming at the end of October… If you’re getting your Christmas list to give to friends, there will be something coming that you may want to have, that will have to be quick it you want it signed before end of year.

Top 5 Geeky News:

  1. Counterfeit Xbox One makers charged in US and Australia: Four people have been charged in the US and one in Australia for their alleged involvement in a hacking ring that stole pre-release video game data.Prosecutors have claimed that members of the group managed to use some of the information to create counterfeit versions of the Xbox One console.
  2. Microsoft unveils Windows 10 system with Start Menu: Microsoft has disclosed the first details of Windows 10 – its next operating system (OS). The name is a surprise, bearing in mind it represents a jump from the last version – Windows 8.
  3. Snoop Dogg’s cash for Reddit users in sharing scheme: Rapper Snoop Dogg, actor Jared Leto and Paypal co-founder Peter Thiel are among the famous names investing in social news site Reddit. The site said it raised $50m (£31m) in funding, and that it would take the unusual step of giving some of it to its users in the form of shares.
  4. Cheryl Cole ‘most dangerous celebrity’ says security firm: X Factor judge Cheryl Cole has been named as the “most dangerous celebrity” online in the UK. A security firm has been measuring the amount of malicious websites linked to a star’s name.
  5. Voice-activated devices pose security threat: Voice-activated smartphones and other devices can be a significant security risk, warn researchers. An expert at security firm AVG found some voice-activated systems responded just as well to fake voices as they did to that of the owner.

Thousands of customers have been unable to renew their car tax online, after the DVLA website was swamped. A film adaptation of the classic ‘80s video game “Tetris” will be falling into theaters sometime in the near future.

On Extra Dirty:

  • David Cameron’s (remixed) speech from the Conservative Conference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YBumQHPAeU
  • There a HUGE things coming at end of October – Ben ruins one of the surprises
  • Online auction giant eBay pays just £620,000 of UK tax on £1.3billion of sales

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Poland Donkey Sex Scandal & ‘Drunk’ Moose are a lie | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 776

It be Monday…

Leigh, Ben, Tory & Big Voice Jay return after a surreal weekend with many twists and turns. Lovely catch up concerning the weekend – Tory’s game has been ruined due to internet dropouts. Leigh is feeling guilty due to Friday night – but Gmail issues syncing up with emails. Plus Big Voice Jay has been trying to fix his brother’s PC, which he regrets. Ben finally joins us – when he could be bothered.

Napoleon is now back with his Antosia. The two amorous donkeys who were separated after an outcry over their lovemaking have been reunited at a zoo in Poland.

Year after year, the American media is bombarded with tales of moose throughout Sweden becoming hilariously intoxicated from eating the apples that have fallen to the ground and become rotten and fermented.

On Extra Dirty:

  • Cynmac calls in upset about Saturday meet up in Cambridge
  • She believes Leigh stood her up
  • Cynmac did not contact Leigh for 29hrs – between Friday early evening to 10:28pm Saturday
  • Leigh thought Cynmac stood him (and friends) up
  • After the argument, which ends with Cynmac hanging up – Leigh has become rather addicted by Tiny Houses. Big Voice Jay does not approve
  • TheDIYWorld.com is currently build a tiny house, and is VERY addictive (for Leigh)

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Opium Laced Noodles, Vagina Cupcakes and 100 Orgasams a day | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 775

It be Friday…

A manic day of randomness and foolishness! Leigh is joined by Tory, Big Voice Jay, Marty from WI and Brian – plus eventually Ben. It’s been a manic couple of days, especially with glitches in Paypal payments, where payments were processed multiple times.

Congressman James Clyburn is the latest elected official to demonstrate they don’t necessarily have a nuanced understanding of new technology. Clyburn, a Democrat representing South Carolina’s 6th congressional district, was speaking with C-Span about ways people can impact significant change in Ferguson, Missouri. One of the most important ways to do that is by voting, according to the Congressman Clyburn said “sexting” is a great way to help get people to vote.

A Chinese restaurant owner allegedly laced his customers’ noodles with opium – to make sure they came back for more. The restaurant owner – who goes by the name ‘Zhang’ – admitted to police in China’s northern Shaanxi province he had bought 4.4 lbs of poppy buds in August for £60, which he had ground into a powder before adding them to his noodles, according to the Hua Shang Bao daily.

Top 5 Geeky News:

  1. Web attacks build on Shellshock bugA series of attacks on websites and servers using the serious Shellshock bug has been spotted. Millions of servers use software vulnerable to the bug, which lets attackers run commands on that system. So far, thousands of servers have been compromised via Shellshock and some have been used to bombard web firms with data, said experts.
  2. Apple says bent iPhones are ‘rare’: Apple has responded to claims that its new handsets are prone to bending by saying such damage would be “rare” during normal use. Media outlets across the globe had reported that several iPhone 6 owners had complained of handsets becoming misshapen after being carried in trousers pockets without a case.
  3. FBI boss ‘concerned’ by smartphone encryption plans: Plans by Apple and Google to do more to protect customers’ privacy have made the FBI “very concerned”. Speaking to reporters, FBI boss James Comey said the plans to enable encryption by default could thwart law enforcement investigations.
  4. US allows TV and film companies to use drones: The US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has granted permission to six television and movie firms, allowing them to use drones to shoot scenes.

  5. Multimillion-pound training pledge for creative industries: The creative industries and government have pledged cash to fill a skills gap and train “work ready” games designers, animators and visual effects artists. The Next Gen Skills Academy will provide “cutting edge training” in a sector worth at least £71bn a year to the UK economy.

On Extra Dirty:

  • Mother Bakes Vagina Cookies For 2nd Graders And Bugs Out When Teacher Says ‘No’.
  • The agony of ecstasy: Man who has suffered 100 orgasms A DAY for past two years after slipping a disc in his back – but can’t enjoy sex.
  • Alaska TV News Reporter Quits Live On-Air in Epic Fashion.
  • San Francisco Restaurant Gives No Fucks About Being Gluten-Free [NSFW Image].

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SCIENCE! People with Higher IQ Smoke More Weed! | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 774

It be Wednesday…

Leigh is joined by Ben & Tory for a fascinating Wednesday chat. We catch up with Ben who has got some AMAZING surprises of what he has been up to over the summer break. You won’t believe what Mrs Splinter has got him doing! Plus an exciting update about Ben’s football / soccer team.

We also have some feedback from a listener via our Contact Us page. Also, we have an update concerning Matthew Hancock MP and his letter he sent Leigh in April.

Finally, we do some SCIENCE on Ben, after Leigh found an info-graph entitled “The Good and Bad Habits of Smart People“… Turns out, by using SCIENCE, Ben is not smart. Perhaps next time we can scientifically prove if he is a person or not 😛

On Extra Dirty:

  • 14-year-old boy is facing two years in jail [NSFW IMAGE]
  • Ben was caught moments before doing the same thing [NSFW IMAGE]
  • But THIS is ok?! [NSFW IMAGE]
  • Also, Leigh has been looking in to Home Automation Systems – be concerned!

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The Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and other stories | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 773

It be Monday… AND WE’RE BACK!

Leigh & Tory return with issues and anger! Big thank you to Big Voice Jay & Tory for during the awesome Saturday shows – they were wicked! This is a different show to normal, this is a catch up show! Many discussions of what people have been up to.

Celebrity Trash: Alex Salmond is quitting in November. Also a tribute for Robin Williams & Joan Rivers.

Leigh was on the front page of the local newspaper for something his Charity – but he has concerns. Leigh also has some announcements concerning the DB Show. Dirty Boxers Show is now a GT50Fifty Producer for Pixelated Projects.

On Extra Dirty:

  • Counting down to Cynmac coming to UK
  • Cynmac meeting Leigh on Saturday
  • Ben FINALLY decides to call in – TWO HOURS late
  • Leigh tries to set up Ben with “a lady of the night”
  • Leigh and Ben discuss a possible trip to Atlanta

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Taylor Swift Offending, Ice Bucket Gone Wrong & Naked Dating | Dirty Boxers Saturday 004

It be Saturday…

Tory & Big Voice Jay are outraged! They are seriously miffed! The Ice Bucket Challenge is just just turning stupid. Bit by bit they pull the stupidity a part to realise it’s STUPID.

STORIES:

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge goes Wrong
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2731211/Ice-bucket-challenge-goes-awry-firefighters-hurt.html

More ALS Craziness…this time between Floyd Mayweather and Charlemagne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vskxj22-1c&feature=youtu.be&app=desktop

Guy Trolls Co-Worker, Holds Sandwich Hostage
http://www.foodbeast.com/2014/08/21/this-guy-trolls-his-passive-aggressive-office-worker-holds-his-sandwich-hostage/

What Makes Urine Smell when you Eat Asparagus?
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20140818-mystery-of-asparagus-and-urine

What Sentence, said today, would be completely irrational 20 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2dzc2f/what_is_a_completely_rational_sentence_you_could/

Dating Naked Cast Member Sues Because She Was Naked.
http://nypost.com/2014/08/20/dating-naked-cast-member-sues-after-crotch-blur-fail/

Vine Famous Stars in Meat Space
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-social-media-concerts-20140819-story.html

Man Eats Entire Taco Bell Dollar Menu…and Lives
http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/i-ate-taco-bells-entire-new-dollar-menu-one-sitting-and-heres-what-i-learned-159645

On Extra Dirty:

  • Boots and Pants!!
  • PennySaver Commercial
  • NFL Super Bowl Acts May Have to Pay to Play
  • Is Taylor Swift’s New Video Offensive?
  • ShoeCam Used to Film Upskirts
  • Caramel Apple Oreos

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EMERGENCY! Bacon shortage! (But the Wild Hogs are fine)| Dirty Boxers Saturday 002

It be Saturday…

Today Big Voice Jay and Tory are joined by none other than Ben! He proceeds to regale us with tales of Information and the Technology involved. Plus, technical difficulties forced a late start, but things progressed nicely.

STORIES:

‘Disrupt Taco Bell’ Hack Stretches Your Dollar On Late Night Burrito Runs. Is Brit James Corden, Likely ‘Late Late’ Heir?

A Bradenton woman was charged with battery Sunday after deputies say she threw a bowl of Ramen noodles and a fork at another woman during an argument, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.

Bacon prices soar due to pig shortage. A Port St. Lucie man with a foot fetish is snatching socks. On Friday, police arrested Robert Van Wagner for robbery after he allegedly took a young girl’s socks the day before.

A Brevard County couple has a problem with a hog tearing up their yard the past several days. The property sits on Camp Road in the Sharpes area, and the couple has already repaired the yard only to have it destroyed again.

The University of Minnesota is working with the Minnesota Vikings in an effort to keep the Washington Redskins’ name from being used in “promotional and game date materials” during the NFL teams’ Nov. 2 game at the school’s stadium in Minneapolis.

Cleveland Cavaliers agrees to acquire Kevin Love, more tools for LeBron James.

Fans Petition for a ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic Super Bowl Halftime Show

Owners of the Oasis Cafe are charging a 35 cent minimum wage fee. They say it’s to offset the cost of an increased minimum wage for tipped employees.

On Extra Dirty:

  • Mom Calls Cops After Discovering Porn on TV.
  • Defendant is too heavy to face charges.
  • Man accused of humping driveway.
  • Man in B&Q enjoys the floor display toilet.
  • Monkeys Riding Dogs!
  • Cow Farts cause Explosion in Germany.

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