Mr Cameron on the phone. Says cost of the olympics could exceed budget. Although Mr Clegg has donated use of his trampoline, so that helps.
‘One does enjoy the Eurovision Song Contest. Lovely to be reminded how much more civilised the British are than our European neighbours. Royal Eurovision Fancy Dress Party to celebrate. Unfortunately Camilla misread the invitation as ‘Euro-tunnel Fancy Dress Party’ and came as a train.’
If anyone sees the Duchess of Cornwall, do give one a call. She may be wearing a Father Christmas outfit and smoking an enormous cigar.
Now, some clever sausage has contacted The Queen, and have been able to obtain her diary for the past year, which is now avaliable in a cleverly contained item called a book. With this unpresented access, we can find out what The Queen truly feels about the time-share [like a villa in the Algarve] Prime Minister David Cameron, Nick Clegg, and all the other numpties that “grace” her path.
Angela Merkel on the phone. Bit upset. Apparently the Euro is now worth less than those little chocolate coins one puts on Christmas trees.
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