DB658 – The Phantom Black Bagger, and other stories…

It be Monday…

Leigh is back from his strike/camp, with many stories to tell. Ben has sad and happy stories to tell of his week. Leigh got tipped out of a kayak, and did the splits for a while but managed to keep his $3 crocs from being lost forever. Leigh did tweet a lot while on strike, but had some troubles with his phone. Around this point he met an Australian person, who loves Queensland allegedly.

We then hear the story of the phantom toilet blocker of the scout camp, if only it was a composting toilet and it wouldn’t have happened this way.

In other news, Leigh visited a shop on the scout camp. He saw many things related to Bear Grylls in this shop…

 

 

And THEN he found “Summer holidays: 10 great things for children to do chosen by Chief Scout Bear Grylls”

DB655 – German tourists get naked, Baby Tossing, and Dirty Boxers’ Spinoff Shows?

It be Wednesday…

MrsSplinter701 is back from Singapore, so Ben is no longer moody. Leigh has been shopping for shorts along with Ali, we discuss this among other events of the day.

Ben gets psychoanalysed by a questionnaire, it turns out he is not a freak.

Tory calls in to tell of his hopeful change of employment.

We have feedback, and play the jingle too. We also discuss upcoming new shows made by the Dirty Boxers family.

A group of German Tourists in Switzerland has been spotted naked in a fountain . Leigh wonders how this situation occurred. A 23-year-old Pensacola woman was arrested after throwing her 3-month old infant at an Okaloosa County Sheriff Deputy as he was trying to arrest her for shoplifting from a Santa Rosa Mall Dillards.

DB654 – Painful cock-up, ‘gay ritual’ at Westboro Baptist grave, and Japan Shuts Down ‘Heavy Women’ Sex Delivery Service

It be Tuesday…

We start off with Ginger Tom, Ginger Steve’s rival. The 75 hour radio show is coming up again, Callum and Leigh are involved and reminisce about the last one.

We speculate on the story of a subway worker putting his penis on a footlong sandwhich.

The Japanese BBW (Big Beautiful Women) sex service has been shut down. A nazi-themed cafe in India has been shut down due to negative press. The (deceased) wife of the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church has had her grave desecrated by a satanic church, fun times for some ensue. A man has had his penis bitten by a snake in a public toilet that emerged from the bowl. A dog owner in china has sued another dog owner because his dog allegedly raped her dog.

DB652 – Australian man dies after eating chilli pie in pub pie eating contest, Police Find 56 Skulls In Austrian Man’s Home, and interesting Twitter suggestions…

It be Friday…

DJTom joins us for the 2nd day in a row. We learn things about many things. BritishWitters has decided to follow Danny Boy on twitter, this leads to many weird things happening. Meanwhile, Leigh is numbing his pain by drinking beer on the air.

Leigh administers the chatroom with forcefullness, but regrets this soon after.

We talk about a documentary featured on the BBC recently.

An Australian man has died during a pie eating contest in a pub just moments after reportedly exclaiming: “Jeez, this chilli pie is hot.” Bruce Holland, 64, a rugby league fan, died during the contest which took place in a local pub in north Queensland on Wednesday evening.

Police in Austria’s Burgenland province say they have charged a man with “disturbing the peace of the dead” after finding 56 skulls and other human skeletal remains in his home.

We talk about scouts for a little while, with woggles and everything.

DB650 – Is Mrs Splinter actually Konnie Huq?

It be Wednesday…

We have many people on todays show. Ben and Mrs Splinter call in, with Dan in studio and Callum as well. We discuss the similarity of one Konnie Huq and Mrs Splinter in appearence.

Wonky Peaks, jm1117’s model train creation is the subject of much discussion and compliments. We then reenact a double date.

DB649 – Fundamentals of Radio, Scouting is annoying [and a lie], and Woman Distracts Man With Nude Swim

It be Thursday…

Leigh is having major issues with a moron at Scouts [which is a lie]. Everyone seems to be a tad upset with silly things – Leigh tries to help them out.

We have Bear Grylls news, he survives things with a camera crew. He and his team are visiting New Zealand.

The subject of Charlie and the chocolate factory was brought up.

A naked female swimmer distracted a victim of a robbery…

DB647 – ‘Cripple beer’ in Sweden, Teacher caught stealing pupils’ lunches in New Zealand, and Dogs blamed for ‘rotting’ Henley lampposts

It be Tuesday…

Ben’s friends join the show today, including but not limited to… Bryce, Alfie, MrsSplinter701, Brian and Tory.
Everyone reviews Ben’s score and report card for the year, with most of the scores being viciously made up.

Leigh’s camera has showed up, after his order on ebay the other day. His analysis is good but with a few little flaws.

A New Zealand female teacher has been caught stealing lunch from her students. We have Swedish news, a new beer called cripple beer has raised controversy. Dogs are being blamed for the lamp posts rotting. A new idea is proposed.

DB646 – Postman ‘caught urinating on couple’s doorstep’, Drunk Russian Kids Decapitate Homeless Man, and Squirrel Causes Power Outage [AGAIN!]

It be Monday…

Leigh has been hurt over the past week. Many things have happening, Leigh tells us about these events. His finger is puffy, he complains about this.

A scouting postcard was ignored by the UK public, Leigh objects to this. Tri-fold leaflets are discussed at length.

Leigh needs a new best friend as his (streakfury) is heading to Egypt and we are not sure if he will return.

We find out that kickstarter is a lie and full of thieves and scammers.

A lone squirrel has caused a power outage in Oregon by causing havoc in a substation. A postman has been caught urinating on a doorstep in Exeter. A man has broken into his ex-girlfriends home, stole a TV and a released her hamster. A homeless man has been decapitated in Russia by a gang, they say they didn’t like the look of him.

DB645 – Diet pills creates child porn, Man robbed after sexual encounter, and How to run a KickStarter

It be Monday…

The taxman is coming around to haunt Leigh. Also, his brother has got a new engine for his car, an upgrade if you will.
A new kickstarter project that Leigh is interested in, its about space and really cool stuff. Link here: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1458134548/arkyd-a-space-telescope-for-everyone-0

Richard vobes (of vobes.com) is doing cool things which Leigh tells.

Leigh has also been on ebay recently, since he wants a camper van. There are many and varied things there.

A woman has be jailed for child porn, she blames diet pills. A man who rendezvoused with a couple for sex at a San Dimas motel after meeting them on Craigslist ended up robbed at knifepoint near Covina, officials said.

DB643 – Beery Boxers, Girls Told Sex Acts Would Prevent Pregnancy, Masturbating Bike Fetishist and an IMPORTANT announcement

It be Thursday…

Its Leigh’s Birthday today! He has many gifts and sweet things to eat. Many people have contacted Leigh to congratulate him.

The big announcement is announced, it is a sad one and we discuss it.

A South Carolina minister has been jailed for performing sexual acts on young girls, telling them that by doing so they would not get pregnant, get an STD or start liking other girls.

A man in hoody hoody land has been caught sitting on a bike naked while masturbating.

We have Florida news! A man called Brandon has punched his father because he was allegedly making Kool-Aid wrong.