The Simpson’s Tapped Out is crap and so is James Bond (supposedly) | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 888

It be Friday…

Executive Producers: Matthew Blakeburn & Marty from the WI.

The Simpson’s Tapped Out game is RUBBISH! Leigh has recently downloaded it to see what all the fuss is about, only to realise it is not fun and is foolish. Tory tries to explain to him why Leigh is doing it wrong. But Leigh can’t work out what is addictive with the game – because it isn’t really fun or pleasurable.

Meanwhile, James Bond film reviews for Spectre have been released, and Leigh isn’t amused by them. The desperation of getting Google love over “Back to the Future day” has been sickening – the worst offender was Jimmy Kimmel. The real concerning news this week has been that UK & China are now (supposedly) BBFs. China gets to build some new nuclear power station reactors in the UK (that haven’t really been tested), meanwhile UK gets to build a Legoland in China.

Sweden has been named the third best country in the world for expats. But there is one area where foreigners seem to struggle: how do you make friends with the reserved and seemingly cold-hearted Swedes?

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On Extra Dirty:

  • Why can’t brothers & sisters be gay with each other?
  • The missing parts of the Adam & Eve story
  • Irish Sausages
  • Has Callum’s profile pic been photoshopped?
  • Callum decides to webcam – the hussy!
  • Ben tells a “joke”
  • Ben goes to a Gym…
  • Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom

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The Bucket of Delicates and Fake Icelandic Yogurt | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 887

It be Monday…

Executive Producers: Matthew Blakeburn & Marty from the WI.

Today, Leigh and Tory are joined by Callum, Kelli & Matt to discuss Callum’s delicates bucket. It soon comes to light that Callum is actually a VERY BAD student, and is not doing anything right. But we do learn much about his University in Leeds Luton, including his latest alcoholic exploits.

Leigh has not been feeling well – but doesn’t like the lack of health & safety warnings from the local community: “Oh, there’s a lot of that going about”. Icelandic Skyr yogurt is a lie. Newcastle Ale is a lie. Guinness is a lie too. Chicken: Breast or Leg? America is foolish when it comes to counting…

Check out the Dirty Boxers Forums to submit news for the show, as well as flirt outrageously! Registered Sex Offender Sues Halloween Safety Program. “Operation Boo,” a yearly program run by the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation to to protect children from predators during Halloween, is scheduled to go into in full effect later this month, but an attorney and activist wants to change that.

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On Extra Dirty:

  • Matt has big tits
  • Kelli has changed her hair colour – and Leigh notices, but fails!
  • Matt’s back door is broken
  • Awkward text messages from Jolene
  • Germans are buggered
  • The in’s and out’s of Laz’s bum-chum nation

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Possible bad life choice, BT Internet is a lie & The Gays are Wrong | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 851

It be Wednesday…

Associate Producers: Matthew Blakeburn & Marty from the WI.

It be bloody hot in the Ivory Tower – as it is actually hot in Brit-land. Leigh is doing amazing things by growing his hair, to be shaved off. The hair will be made in to wigs for children with cancer. Meanwhile, we are  joined by Tory, and he is STUPIDLY supportive (honest). A great debate concerning the concepts of work-class, middle-class & upper-class explodes from no-where.

Many days happened without the inter-tubes in the Ivory Tower as BT Infinity decided to take a holiday, without telling anyone, which was rather rude. It has been a right silly situation, dealing with MANY call centres, which all seem to be based in India.

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On Extra Dirty:

  • Blacks CAN’T say the N-Word
  • Gay Marriage in USA
  • Why Progressives are HORRID!
  • Equality – but only if you agree with the Progressive Agenda
  • Milo Yiannopoulos on Sky News
  • Gay Hate Crimes in Rural England

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1,000,000,000,000 Euros, AdNauseam & Vajankle anyone? | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 808

It be Friday…

Associate Producers: Matthew Blakeburn & Marty from the WI

Leigh is not having a good day… He ordered a 30-pin to HDMI lead to connect a TV to an iPad for his Dad & Brother off Amazon, and it was a lie! Tory is always helpful and supportive as always.

Today, the European Central Bank confirms that it’ll be pumping in yet ANOTHER 1.1 Trillion Euros in to their economy as part of MORE Quantitative Easing (QE), and Leigh is worried. Big Voice Jay is more concerned by these new LED Keyboards. Nothing is reported from CES. Tory likes media keyboards.

Leigh keeps getting suggested to use this plugin for Firefox:
As online advertising is becoming more automatic, universal and unsanctioned, AdNauseam works to complete the cycle by automating all ad-clicks universally and blindly on behalf of the target audience. Working in coordination with Ad Block Plus, AdNauseam quietly clicks every blocked ad, registering a visit on the ad networks databases. As the data gathered shows an omnivorous click-stream, user profiling, targeting and surveillance becomes futile.

Also, Dirty Boxers has a new store, where the T-Shirts are now up to 46% cheaper than original supplier Zazzle – http://store.dirtyboxers.net/t-shirts-hoodies/.

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On Extra Dirty:

  • Vajankle Tiptoes Into Foot Fetishist Market
  • Woman Lives At Walmart For 2 Days Before ‘Eviction’
  • Mittens the Hermaphroditic Cat to Get Sex Assignment Surgery

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Chinwag with AzzyChill | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 807

It be Wednesday…

Associate Producers: Matthew Blakeburn & Marty from the WI

Leigh is joined by Aaron friend of the show, and better known as AzzyChill on YouTube (as well as other social media places). Obviously, as we have a new friend on the show, Leigh decides to spend MUCH time working out why he doesn’t sound like the place he is from.

First off, a pause for some important housekeeping news: Much Love to Tashabella at a difficult time, and said news that Erik Lanigan has died (last year, but the news is just breaking of it).

Meanwhile, Leigh believes that Aaron has a Twitter “problem” – and we prove this with science and research. We also finally find out why Aaron started his YouTube channel – plus we pose the question of why do some Young British (boy) YouTubers “make it” – while others don’t?! Which then begs the question, would Aaron “sellout” if Acme Inc shoved him some dosh?

Also, Dirty Boxers has a new store, where the T-Shirts are now up to 46% cheaper than original supplier Zazzle – http://store.dirtyboxers.net/t-shirts-hoodies/.

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On Extra Dirty:

  • Aaron is still with us.
  • Leigh tries to peer-pressure Aaron, and fails.
  • Geeks vs Idiots.
  • The dreams of Dudley.
  • Tory joins us with a delightful story.

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IP Cameras ARE NOT Webcams, Mario killed Mario, & NEW Dirty Boxers T-Shirts NOW up to 46% cheaper! | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 795

It be Friday (on a Saturday)…

Associate Producer: Marty from the WI

As Leigh’s meeting went on WAY longer than expected for all concerned yesterday, Leigh decided to do a Friday on a Saturday Show to make up for it – PLUS it is a Two-hour Special! Tory & Big Voice Jay are MORE than happy to join in with the madness – with Marty from the WI joining in later on. There is now a 5-step plan to follow to support Dirty Boxers Show – http://www.dirtyboxers.net/support-dirty-boxers/.

Also, Dirty Boxers has a new store, where the T-Shirts are now up to 46% cheaper than original supplier Zazzle – http://store.dirtyboxers.net/t-shirts-hoodies/.

A Florida man wanted some late-night Taco Bell — and ended up in the clink. Gabriel Harris, 33, went through the drive-thru at the popular fast food joint — on his bicycle — in New Smyrna Beach as the eatery was closing on Sunday, the Miami Herald reports.

People could be watched in their own homes or at work with hackers targeting household webcams and uploading live footage to the internet, the UK’s privacy watchdog has warned. The Information Commissioner’s Office (ICO) has urged people to upgrade their passwords after a Russian-based website was found to be accessing cameras in everything from CCTV to baby monitors.

A drunk man in Chihuahua, Mexico, admitted to shooting his friend in the head, then chopping off his penis and then feeding the member to the deceased’s dog. The two friends—25-year-old Mario Alberto Lizalde Reyes and 24-year-old Mario Hernandez Banda—were strolling around, walking Reyes’ canine pal when the pair got into a heated argument after Reyes said Banda tried to make the moves on him.

A headmaster who appeared to be caught giving oral sex to a female maths teacher during school threatened students with legal action after a video of the clip went viral. Drago Kamenik, 41, was apparently found by students between the legs of 45-year-old brunette Manja Mertelj after they heard moans of pleasure coming from a classroom they believed to be empty.

No show Monday, due to MORE meetings. Perhaps a Monday on a Tuesday coming! Please keep eye on Twitter / Facebook for more info.

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On Extra Dirty:

  • Leigh is serious annoyed at Zazzle
  • A 6yr old is better than Marty from the WI – he is rather annoyed
  • A boy from Coventry has become the youngest computer specialist in the world. Ayan Qureshi is now a Microsoft Certified Professional after passing the tech giant’s exam when he was just five years old.
  • Amazon Echo
  • Amazon and their naughty Black Friday Deals

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Single Men are Paedophiles, Tory has a Sticky Keyboard & Some Home Truths | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 794

It be Wednesday…

Leigh is going to be cunning and naughty, and slag off a lot of people and explain some serious home truths concerning the Dirty Boxers Family in Extra Dirty – as the people involved don’t support Dirty Boxers and won’t have access to it. Due to stupidity and high on Lemsip, Leigh has forgotten to do the Parade of Awesome – so we put it right today! Tory is having major issues with his studio and keyboard.

Meanwhile, A bird enthusiast made a 25-mile trip to see a falconry display at a family leisure park only to be told that single adults are banned – for fear of paedophiles.

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On Extra Dirty:

  • Home truths about Dirty Boxers Show
  • Home truths about Leigh’s Charity
  • Home truths about the future of everything

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S Club 7 are back, Tory & Leigh Reviews Their Re-Launch “Performance”, plus The Walking Dead | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 793

It be Monday…

Tory and Leigh are playing and mucking about as “Daddy Ben” is a way today. On Friday, Tashabella’s favourite band OF ALL TIME (maybe a lie) S Club 7 reformed – in no way as a desperate money grab. Meanwhile, it is Wonky Peaks Railway John’s Birthday.

With Tory’s superior music skills, and Leigh having heard a song that one time, they are more than trained to pull a part S Club’s relaunch performance that foolishly happened LIVE on Friday Night’s BBC Children in Need.

Meanwhile, the reason why Leigh doesn’t subscribe to Netflix – even though he really would like to catch up on all things The Walking Dead. Tory rubs it in.

On Extra Dirty:

  • There have been links posted in the Chatroom, and causes issues
  • Leigh received a weird SMS message last Wednesday from an Ex-Mrs Brown – friends with benefits
  • INTERLUDE: Quick story about weddings over the weekend…
  • Leigh want’s a cool Super Hero Sleeping Bag – Tory disagrees
  • THEMED Underoos are ALSO a thing, which are concerning

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The Paperclips are a Lie | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 782

It be Wednesday…

Tory and Leigh is here in disgust as the website has sold out EVEN more. Head of Research is upset. So Leigh has decided to do his own research for today’s show. First he explains why he enjoys Troy from The DIY Project, Narrowboat Dan and NEW channel called The Ramblings of Bry. People have been complaining that Narrowboat Dan’s theme tune should be loosely based on Rosie & Jim and not Postman Pat.

There is a super secret project coming. A standard version of it will be released for all on Monday 3rd November. But you can pre-order a deluxe version of secret project here. Be warned: the deluxe version WILL NOT be available EVER after 2nd November. Once this opportunity is gone – it’s gone!

Talking of stationary, an issue with paperclips has occurred, and Leigh isn’t happy.

On Extra Dirty:

  • What could the secret project be?
  • Skype PC Update and USB ports
  • Tory’s vacation
  • Ebola: CDC is not the issue, the Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital is the issue
  • TXTbone should become our news correspondent of silly Texas things

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And THIS is why… (the missing show) | Dirty Boxers Show | Episode 781

It be Monday…

Ben, Tory and Leigh are by themselves as the live stream is down. Autumn has officially hit in the UK, and it is dank. Over the weekend, Leigh had a snooze on the sofa… Issues occurred. Political mischief is going on in the UK. Leigh decided to start a little experiment: youtube.com/digitalfilmarchive.

Meanwhile, Ben reports that there are MAJOR issues going on at TWiT with Brian Brushwood & Justin Robert Young being banned from the network – courtesy of totaldrama.org.

There is a super secret project coming. A standard version of it will be released for all on Monday 3rd November. But you can pre-order a deluxe version of secret project here. Be warned: the deluxe version WILL NOT be available EVER after 2nd November. Once this opportunity is gone – it’s gone!

On Extra Dirty:

  • People in the UK are going on strike – NHS & Midwives were promised a pay increase, but it turned out to be a lie.
  • Ben reads dramatic quotes of Leo Laporte
  • Alabama School Makes 5-Year-Old Sign Suicide/Homicide Safety Contract
  • Ben’s Football Update

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