DB657 – World’s Oldest Person ‘found’ in South Africa, Beating for Changing the TV Channel, and Swedish Politician Instagrams Private Parts

It be Friday…

Leigh still hasn’t packed to go on strike next week. Ben isn’t here, but thankfully, Tory is! Leigh has just returned from the doctors – to get some happy pills. While we are on strike, Leigh suggests that people should promote the DB Show on other shows.

Ali bullied Leigh in to going to McDonalds before Scouting last night [which is a lie], and because of it – Leigh got told off. Ali is a fatty fat-fat, as he decides to eat a McShare box of nuggets and mcbites to himself.

Meanwhile, the youth of today are confusing Leigh. Someone has a free house and yet is complaining when Leigh suggests that they should christen every room in the house.

At 119 years old Johanna Mazibuko, who lives in small town south-west of Johannesburg, could be the world’s oldest person. A man assaulted his girlfriend after she changed the channel on the TV they were watching, police said.

We call up David to have a catch up from the Goat Farm, and Brian joins us.

Throughout July, 18 out of the 21 people who drowned in Sweden were adult men, with experts worrying that the male bathers are overestimating their capabilities in the water. Swedish politician Lars Ohly made headlines in Sweden on Wednesday after inadvertently showing more than he bargained for in an Instagram post of a tattoo on his leg.

DB656 – ‘Blowpaste’ Lube Launches Fundraiser, The Great USELESS Mobile Phone Market Debate, and EVIL Primark Trip of Joy

It be Thursday…

Leigh is joined by Tory and Brian, and wonders if he can disown Ali. Clothes shopping is one of the WORST pass-times for a bloke, and yet Ali FORCED Leigh to go shopping for clothes for while he is going on strike.

“Back to school” gear are already in the shops, even though the children have JUST broken up from school for summer break… Tad rude! Meanwhile, why are tourists so stupid? They get in the way with everything, then wonder why you get miffed off with their stupidity.

Leigh explains why he has decided to purchase a Samsung Galaxy S3 – then big debate about why he want’s the “older” model.

Terry Engles, Chip Malinowski Run Nude Bed And Breakfast In Residential Florida. Tumblr Mobile Filter Anti-Gay? Why App Is Banning #Gay, #Lesbian And #Bisexual Tags. Vibrating Bicycle Seat, ‘Happy Ride,’ Hits Sex Shop Shelves.  ‘Blowpaste’ Lube Launches Fundraiser To Spread The Love For Vegan, Gluten-Free Oral Sex Gel.

DB655 – German tourists get naked, Baby Tossing, and Dirty Boxers’ Spinoff Shows?

It be Wednesday…

MrsSplinter701 is back from Singapore, so Ben is no longer moody. Leigh has been shopping for shorts along with Ali, we discuss this among other events of the day.

Ben gets psychoanalysed by a questionnaire, it turns out he is not a freak.

Tory calls in to tell of his hopeful change of employment.

We have feedback, and play the jingle too. We also discuss upcoming new shows made by the Dirty Boxers family.

A group of German Tourists in Switzerland has been spotted naked in a fountain . Leigh wonders how this situation occurred. A 23-year-old Pensacola woman was arrested after throwing her 3-month old infant at an Okaloosa County Sheriff Deputy as he was trying to arrest her for shoplifting from a Santa Rosa Mall Dillards.

DB654 – Painful cock-up, ‘gay ritual’ at Westboro Baptist grave, and Japan Shuts Down ‘Heavy Women’ Sex Delivery Service

It be Tuesday…

We start off with Ginger Tom, Ginger Steve’s rival. The 75 hour radio show is coming up again, Callum and Leigh are involved and reminisce about the last one.

We speculate on the story of a subway worker putting his penis on a footlong sandwhich.

The Japanese BBW (Big Beautiful Women) sex service has been shut down. A nazi-themed cafe in India has been shut down due to negative press. The (deceased) wife of the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church has had her grave desecrated by a satanic church, fun times for some ensue. A man has had his penis bitten by a snake in a public toilet that emerged from the bowl. A dog owner in china has sued another dog owner because his dog allegedly raped her dog.

DB653 – Leigh goes on strike, 3hrs of private time and Naked Man Hates The Colour Red

It be Monday…

And Ben can’t be bothered, so Leigh & Tory try and cope without him. However, Leigh is concerned that Tashabella and MCS Matt are flapping back to Sir Darryl’s show. Because of this rudeness, Leigh is going on strike. Brian is told off for being a stalker.

It’s been a hectic weekend with Leigh and his depression setting in. Had to arrange an emergency doctors appointment, as well as get a check-up with friends. He has also been shopping for motorhomes. Also, where has Erik Lanigan gone?

Leigh is taking FULL responsibility for a naughty, bad thing, that happened on Saturday with some of the fellow scout leaders.

Sean C. Flaherty Busted Car Tail Lights While Naked. William “Billy” Cantrell Stole Human Ashes Thinking They Were Cocaine. Meanwhile, David Pakman Show [friend of the show] stealing content from us: Video.

DB652 – Australian man dies after eating chilli pie in pub pie eating contest, Police Find 56 Skulls In Austrian Man’s Home, and interesting Twitter suggestions…

It be Friday…

DJTom joins us for the 2nd day in a row. We learn things about many things. BritishWitters has decided to follow Danny Boy on twitter, this leads to many weird things happening. Meanwhile, Leigh is numbing his pain by drinking beer on the air.

Leigh administers the chatroom with forcefullness, but regrets this soon after.

We talk about a documentary featured on the BBC recently.

An Australian man has died during a pie eating contest in a pub just moments after reportedly exclaiming: “Jeez, this chilli pie is hot.” Bruce Holland, 64, a rugby league fan, died during the contest which took place in a local pub in north Queensland on Wednesday evening.

Police in Austria’s Burgenland province say they have charged a man with “disturbing the peace of the dead” after finding 56 skulls and other human skeletal remains in his home.

We talk about scouts for a little while, with woggles and everything.

DB651 – Diaries of a Broken Mind, Ginger-Pube Gate continues, and ‘Fat sisters’ refused splash ride at themepark

It be Thursday…

Leigh is here, and Ben isn’t – nothing new – but good news, Brian is here instead. It’s bloody hot!

BBC Three have been broadcasting a season of films looking at a range of mental health issues affecting young people in Britain today – Leigh decides to highlight one called “Diaries of a Broken Mind”.

From watching the documentary, Leigh has been thinking that maybe he is having issues himself [again]. Meanwhile, Brian has a fact about a cat. Leigh thinks it might be a good idea to continue where the documentary end, and create a shared YouTube account for people to document their own issues with mental health problems. http://scarletsaint.tumblr.com/ | http://www.youtube.com/ScarletSaintOnline

Tory and Tom call in the second hour… Things are discussed.

An employee at an adventure park in Halmstad, western Sweden, has landed herself in hot water after refusing to allow two siblings on a popular aquatic attraction, labelling them ‘too fat’ to ride. Keith Wiens, Retired RCMP, Admits Killing His Wife After Losing Sex Bet On Nintendo Wii Game.

DB650 – Is Mrs Splinter actually Konnie Huq?

It be Wednesday…

We have many people on todays show. Ben and Mrs Splinter call in, with Dan in studio and Callum as well. We discuss the similarity of one Konnie Huq and Mrs Splinter in appearence.

Wonky Peaks, jm1117’s model train creation is the subject of much discussion and compliments. We then reenact a double date.

DB649 – Fundamentals of Radio, Scouting is annoying [and a lie], and Woman Distracts Man With Nude Swim

It be Thursday…

Leigh is having major issues with a moron at Scouts [which is a lie]. Everyone seems to be a tad upset with silly things – Leigh tries to help them out.

We have Bear Grylls news, he survives things with a camera crew. He and his team are visiting New Zealand.

The subject of Charlie and the chocolate factory was brought up.

A naked female swimmer distracted a victim of a robbery…

DB648 – Leigh’s Silly Sausage, Hiring Hitman instead of Divorce, and This Week in Cider

It be Wednesday…

Leigh has got a new Camera and is going to tell you EVERYTHING about it… *SAD*. Even though he suddenly realises people will soon be able to SEE him doing stupid stuff. DirtyBoxers.net is being transfered – be warned! Ben then explains the difference between Beer & Ale.

The Dirty Boxers Ale is a plan of ‘spinn-off’ product of the show. British Witters suggests perhaps a Dirty Boxers Banger [Sausage].

A Michigan woman attempted to hire a hitman to murder her husband because ‘it was easier than divorcing him.’ The system used to broadcast to the United States in times of national crisis can be hacked, researchers have warned [link to report here].