DB558 – Rimming is no more, Vagina Murder Plot, and Cocaine in 4th grade science project

It be Wednesday…

Leigh was on Sir Darryl’s show yesterday – and been told by Tashabella that she was ‘thrown under the bus’. [Episode can be found here]. Brian suggests that perhaps Sir Darryl is a transgendered person. If Leigh plays a McDonalds advert on the air, can he invoice them for the privilege? Bit concerned that ‘Arry Ant is turning more and more like Sputnik Ant with his telephone ‘technique’.

We are joined by LoneSQRL in the second hour, so we are thankfully able to send Brian to New York to cover the RIM Blackberry 10 conference LIVE on air.

Vagina ‘Murder Plot’: Brazilian Man Accuses Wife Of Poisoning Her Private Parts To Kill Him. Married men who do lots of housework get less sex, study shows. Coke and dogs in 4th grade science project.

DB556 – Drugging the Dog, Codeine with Beer, Weed Candy… and Ben hates us!

It be Monday…

Leigh has had a ‘unique’ weekend… Where people decided it was a GOOD idea to drug him. But first, he decides to explain how the new membership system will work for paypal monthly subscribers – as the transition has started.

In other news, Leigh was drugged, but before we can discuss this important [and SOME might say, concerning] subject – Technoexpert and LoneSQRL call in for a chat. Why JJ abrams is directing Star Wars film – and Leigh has thoughts. Meanwhile, Leigh was drugged with adaptil which is SUPPOSEDLY to keep Dogs happy. “Adaptil is a product that has been developed to help support dogs through a range of challenging situations that they may face during their life” – more like give Leigh a manic tripping fit! So instead of being sensible, [and so he didn’t feel the wrath of Neagle] Leigh decided to go out, where more madness happened!

In other news, “Weed Candy” dubbed newest street drug. At least 18 states have legalized it, but there’s always someone out there willing to take advantage. The newest street treat is actually an old fashioned recipe – candy made out of pot.

DB552 – Goat Hurding on a Michigan Farm, Hitler’s Hotel and Porn Star Teacher Update

It be Tuesday…

Today Leigh is joined by ‘In the Morning’ from the chatroom, and quickly get chatting about Goats… Anyone want to checking in to the world’s biggest hotel – Built by Hitler! Porn Star Teacher Loses Appeal For Job. Naked eBay seller’s photo goes viral [Image | NSFW Original Image]. Woman told she’s too young for job. We are also graced with #BOM Brain and Ben FINALLY returns from hols.

DB550 – KILLER SNOW [is a lie], School teacher streaked in front of his pupils, and ‘Bathroom Bandit’ Stealing Toilet Parts

It be Friday…

No loving sponsor today.

For the BIG Friday show, Leigh is joined by Ginger Steve and Daniel Bell once again to chat about rubbish and get up to mischief. Danny boi is playing hookie from school – which Leigh only learning LIVE on air… Meanwhile, Ginger Steve has had a plumber round. [For those who DON’T know what a Henry Vacuum cleaner is image]. Leigh was set a challenge for working out how much it would cost to get a train from Gilwell Park to London and back. In other news, Skiing maybe cancelled cause of SNOW?! We are also joined by Hello_Kelli and Tony the Batty Boy Tony!

Grammar school teacher streaked across garden in front of his pupils: MBE holder found guilty of misconduct. Vanilla sex is OUT, porn addiction is IN: Disturbing survey reveals how porn is damaging our relationships. King of the cub scouts Tristan, 10, bags all 54 badges in just two years [image]. Cross-Dressing Carjacker Busted. Matthew Rader, Oregon Man, Allegedly Tattooed Name Near Underage Girl’s Vagina. ‘Bathroom Bandit’ Stealing Toilet Parts Throughout Milwaukee.

DB549 – Les Misérables Review, Glenn Beck’s Utopia, and if Prostitutes Sting – you’re doing it wrong

It be Thursday…

No loving sponsor today.

Leigh is joined again by Ginger Steve and quickly start reviewing the Les Misérables film he saw last night. Even through Leigh is a VERY butch and manly man, even HE was about to cry from the film – before a strange thing happened. We also send out love to two members of the Dirty Boxers’ family – Gitmoslave and Laz. Meanwhile, Glenn Beck Plans Cult-Like ‘Independence USA’ to ensure that “American ideals are not whipped off the planet”. So Leigh and Ginger Steve wonders how many bombs WOULD it take to whip American ideals off the face of the planet…

Teacher Mary Maloney Allegedly Offers Oral Sex To Police Officer After Hit-And-Run Charge. The 10 Craziest Things Employees Tried to Expense Last Year. 78 Arrests In 4-Day Prostitution Sting By Polk County Sheriff’s Deputies In Florida.

DB546 – The Youth of Today, Are Schools Dumbing Down, and the elephant in the room…

It be Monday…

Today’s show is lovingly sponsored by: Marty from the WI, Tony the Batty-Boy Tony, and LoneSQRL.

Rev. Leigh is joined by Daniel Bell today due to a school ‘snow day’. Be careful of the KILLER SNOW! We get confused about Dan’s GCSE Drama course. Leigh realises a BTEC in IT is foolish, cause it seems to be a “We love Mircosoft” course. “That’s what she said!”. Meanwhile, Leigh has had a horrid weekend due to a Hard Drive dying. However, for someone who is doing a BTEC in IT – he doesn’t know about Hard Drives and partitions. There is concern over the Mission Statement of Dirty Boxers.

Swedish students irked by housing comments. British schools told to scrap ‘i before e’.

DB545 – Scouting for Local News, Bribery and a HARD Caption Competition

It be Friday…

Today’s show is lovingly sponsored by: Dom McKenzie’s ‘A Brush with the Stars’.

After much LOVELY sleep, Leigh is rather bouncy with news and stories from Scouts.

Important news: Due to stupid technical issues, FULL notes will [hopefully] appear over the weekend – Sorry!

Caption of the Day Winner
‘Interesting Shoes’: “For the girl on the go.” Hello_Kelli

@DominicNeagle @arry_ant @Gingersteve91 I’m going to @DomMckenzie1’s event on 31st. Sent you invite on FB. Just wondered if you wanna come?

DB544 – Obama administration should bugger off, Tax credits and KFC protester pelted with food

It be Thursday…

Today’s show is lovingly sponsored by: Jammy-Lammy Dress Up -by Alex Hahn.

Leigh is in a ranty mood today, especially as it emerged that the Obama administration has publicly expressed concern about the impact of a UK referendum on its future relationship with the EU. Even Business leaders have started to urge Cameron not to ‘risk’ EU membership. Meanwhile, the UK government has urged MPs to back a 1% cap on annual rises in working-age benefits and some tax credits, arguing it is vital to cutting the deficit. In other news, The London Underground is celebrating its 150th anniversary and is the oldest subterranean railway in the world.

Swedish prosecutors have issued international arrest warrants for two Britons suspected of masterminding a smuggling ring involving Chinese garlic. Brazil prepares for  the World Cup and Olympic games next year, free English courses are being offered and prostitutes are signing up. At least 20 prostitutes in the city of Belo Horizonte signed up for the courses and at least 300 are expected to start taking classes. A British teenager who dressed in a giant chicken suit for a protest outside a KFC restaurant said he was punched, tackled and covered in food.

Caption[s] of the Day Winners
Mario Kart: “In preparation to fight donkey kong!” Marty, WI
Eggceptional: “Worst. Sex Ed class. Ever.” Hobbs, chatroom

We end with Leigh trying to work out how much he could charge to conduct weddings and funerals with his new found “powers” as a reverent. Jordan Cobb jumped into river ‘over £100 bet’ – possible Darwin Award?

DB543 – Surreal New Media moments, Morning Salutes, and Alex Jones is not a nutt-job

It be Wednesday…

Today’s show is lovingly sponsored by: iTaze T-Shirts.

First Leigh needs to apologise for some technical issues. A surreal moment happened yesterday while Leigh was watching the Ego-Fest known as Leo Laporte, as many people kept mentioning things from his speech at NMX – then strange things happened! [Video here]. Early morning wake up call for Brian. Fake Aussie Ben calls in and we talk about his burning bush. Alex Jones and Piers Morgan interview: Alex Jones is NOT a nutt-job, he is a bloody good actor. You Can Now Apply to Be a Mars Colony Pioneer. Mummy’s Boy Dale Rowlinson-Bates, Reported Missing, Was Just Having Sex. From the place that brought us Leigh’s favourite crap telly show – TLC Has A New Show Called “Best Funeral Ever”. Trail of Cheetos leads to man’s arrest.

DB542 – Catching Up With Uncle Pete, Smelly Wives, and Belly Jungles

It be Tuesday…

Today’s show is lovingly sponsored by: PB Trowel Trades.

Uncle Pete and Leigh sit down to have a good old catch up. But as always we quickly start talking about overly ambitious ideas…

What you don’t want to do is spend Christmas driving around Bristol with food poisoning. Meanwhile, New Years’ resolutions and thw whole concept of new years’ in general are foolish ideas. BBC Breakfast last year were talking about Blue Monday. 20 Questions game to work out Pete’s new BIG project. Leigh decides that he and Uncle Pete should team up to write a self-help book to “help and support” people who want to get motivated. Leigh reckons all the selfhelp books just tell you to write lists – and if Charles McFall & Mordant can do it with Success Freaks, why can’t we? Leigh becomes a reverent live on air.

Gift from Pete: 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person [NSFW]
Gift from Leigh: Nirto Tasks

Chris Humphreys and LoneSQRL call in for the second hour – where we talk about why Leigh now has a private and personal Twitter account, how Gay John looks like Robbie Rotten, Husband Dismisses Wife Because Of Strange Body Odour and What Lives in Your Belly Button? Study Finds “Rain Forest” of Species.