DB505 – Billions about Bonds, Blondes, and Zombie Nuggets

It be Wednesday…

Leigh relates a tall tale of curry and (not) peanut butter. Halloween is on…yeah! We discuss this in detail and without getting sidetracked at all.

Leigh has a dvd date (#notadate), romantic times sure to follow. We follow this with an email and discussion of beer.

We have zombie news! A man has scared employees of a drive through restaurant by ordering meals dressed as a zombie.

A New York police officer has been eating people, have we talked about this before?
A starbucks in New York is still open during the storm, for some reason this makes the news.

Germany has accepted nazi raccoons, very tolerant of them.
We go over submissions for the Dirty Boxers Library, many good submissions, we relay them to you, the listener.

A man has made a pumpkin tetris, it is awesome.

DB504 – Urine-Powered Rapey Face

It be Tuesday…

Leigh was shopping at the nazi wearhouse of joy (Tescos) and purchased items such as yoghurt. On the way out of said shop he was yelled at by an older lady.

Leigh is outraged, a rival podcaster has been mentioned in a rap groups song. This is bloody stupid.

STD cupcakes are now on sale, what fun…

Victoria Hunt of Columbus Ohio, who makes loads of money renting out her many houses, lives on $12,000 a year by scrounging food, water and facilities from everything around her.

A Melbourne urine powered restaurant has opened recently.

Fatboy Slim – Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars

Submitted by Leigh.

Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars is the third studio album by British big beat musician Fatboy Slim. It was released on 6 November 2000 through Skint Records. It features Macy Gray, Ashley Slater, Bootsy Collins, Roland Clark, Jim Morrison, and Roger Sanchez as guest contributors. The album’s title is an allusion to the Oscar Wilde quote “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars”.

Leigh says:

This album is almost perfect, and contains one of my all-time favourite tracks “Demons” featuring Macy Gray. In many respects, I’d say this album is when Fatboy Slim turned a corner and became much more of a ‘creditable’ artist. Though I am not saying his work was rubbish before this album, far from it, but I feel this was a landmark album; where he had polished his craft and grown as an artist.

Now, to be balanced, for me, the only downfall is the track “Sunset (Bird of Prey)” [track 3] – which even to this day, I haven’t been able to enjoy. Overall, this is a wicked album, with an eclectic mix of sounds and moods.


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DB501 – Fake Heinz Ketchup Exploding in the Dirty Boxers Library

It be Tuesday…

The show after the big 500 and Leigh is feeling terrible, he feels like a chav. We introduce a new a game show “Is … better than Dirty Boxers”. Leigh has been told off, he got reprimanded by his friend for talking about the sexipede they were involved in.

Ben relates his story of LAN parties and aussie friends. A new listener has drawn a picture of a silly variety, perfect Dirty Boxers material!

In russia, the faces of deadbeat dads may be published on pizza boxes.

We discuss and add entries to the Dirty Boxers Library. We also discuss what is a classic.

Is your ketchup worth the money? A counterfeit ketchup factory in Dover, New Jersey has exploded.

DB500 – Penis Snake

It be Monday…

After a LONG weekend of Dominic Neagle ‘Pub Golfing’ for his birthday, collecting random boats for Leigh’s Dad and going out for ‘coffee’ – Leigh is a rather tired boy.

A Florida woman is being accused of switching the labels on toys so she could buy them cheap, then resell them for a profit on eBay. Star Trek fans tie the knot at “Klingon wedding”. Banana Boat recalls sunscreen due to fire risk. ‘Honey Sex’: Israeli Health Ministry Warns Against Dangerous, Sweet Erotic Stimulant. Penis Snake Discovered In Brazil [image 1 | image 2]. What happens to women who encounter the Penis Snake: image.

DB499 – Leo Laporte, Banky Banks and Public Sex

It be Thursday…

Its episode 499! Only one to go before the big 500!

Ben calls in and many issues are discussed.
Meetings of yesterday are discussed, and MrOil calls in, via anonymous satellite phone.
Our facebook campaign has been reasonably successful, but some of the numbers are confusing.

The Dirty Boxers Library is currently accepting submissions, email suggestions to leigh@dirtyboxers.net .

Leo Laporte has once again been caught with his trousers down. LoneSQRL suggests a conspiracy theory accociated with this.

A company owned by Robort T Kiyosaki, Rich Global, has been sued and has declared bankruptcy.

A couple has been caught having sex on an Alec Baldwin table, right in front of children.

DB498 – The IncestFest of British English

It be Wednesday…

Turns out those bloody Americanos are stealing even MORE from the Brits… Rudeness!

Ben calls in from the road, guiding us through the lovely city of Perth.

We have hoody hoody news, swedish students are getting photos retouched.
Schools may be extending school hours in Germany, supposedly taking 1 whole year off the schooling process.

LoneSQRL, John and Matt all call in to give Leigh encouragment.

Leigh then continues with his education report.
An event called “IncestFest” in Massachusuts is being critized.

Tampering with road signs is punishable by $1000 fine in Maine, so dont do it there, do it other places.

DB497 – Chain of Love and Drunken, Flattened Children

It be Tuesday…

We start off the week on a classy note, talking about communal showers and Leighs experiences with them. He then relates the story of the cold groper. Since Leigh’s weekend was so packed full of stuff he then tells more stories of housewarmings and ex-boyfriends. Leigh did have a date with drinks! Future updates to follow…

A welsh restaurant chain has served alcohol to a minor, they have apologized citing human error.

A costume party is going to be going on in the rough side of haverhill. Leigh will be attending with a “ginger steve” t-shirt. Dominic Neagle will be attending in an Iron Man suit, we suggest improvements to said suit.

This Lady, has been accused of manslaughter by sitting on him

A skull believed to be Hitler’s has been revealed to be a womans skull

DB496 – Jimmy Savile, Hillsborough and The Story of The QVC Toothbrush

It be Friday…

We have news of conspiracies and coverups. The Hillsborough disaster was covered up by the police eye-witness reports. There is now a full-scale independent investigation into this incident.
The former DJ and philanthropist Jimmy Savile is currently being investigated about child sex allegations.
Leigh relates a story of his early days in the scouts.

We return in more bouncy mood with zombie news! A group of zombies has revivied an actress from a heart attack

A hotel bill dodger has been found through DNA on his toothbrush.

A study has come out indicating that penis size matters.

A woman has fainted live on TV while talking about an Indian android tablet.

DB495 – Sleepy from 24 after 72

It be Wednesday…

Leigh relays his excuse for not doing a show yesterday, basically everyone told him was tired and he believed them. Ben and Steve (not ginger) call in to give encouragement and guidance. The Laz calls in to give the show a bit of class.
Laz relays the story of his crazy cat and makes plans to control her. Tashabella has to move her office around, it sucks.
Brian calls in to discuss cats, dogs…birds & bees and all that tosh.
We have a new zombie jingle! It signals a zombie event, of which one was held in new york.
Bear Grylls is in a new NBC reality TV show, what fun.
A man has fractured his penis, and has sued the manufacturer of the penis enhancing supplements he was using at the time.