It be Friday…
Leigh has been on an emotional roller coaster, complete with snot balloons and all that. Ben and James call in again to lend support and guidance.
We have lovely things that will be planned. Many secret ideas and meetings. Things are looking interesting.
The UK government has released a website which compares university courses, after all of this years students have already committed of course.
Is it homophobic to poke a gay man? We discuss this in depth.
Is it evil to purchase jeans? Ben and the Qur’an give revelations.
Callum calls in to provide a young boys perspective on many things.
A university an America has dropped a course because 2 people performed a sex act in front of the class. Many people are angry about this. We explore the morality of this experience.
Japanese man arrested for cooking and serving genitals to guests.
It be Thursday…
Ben and James call in to discuss many things with Leigh. James shares his sad tales of nomad-ness and wandering around.
Leigh has an important question for Ben, regarding Christian doctrine and morality.
We have motor home news, they are having a big festival in the UK soon.
A woman has allegedly made her 11 yr old son ride in the boot (trunk) of her Lexus.
We have news from national geographic, scientists have tracked the path of sperm.
We decide to form the international gay association, to help bring in revenue.
Pacifier (dummy) use may result in emotional damage in boys.
A man has tried to post himself to his girlfriend, however his package got delayed and he passed out on the way.
It be Wednesday…
Leigh is very tired, after having late night phone calls about nasty stuff. Ben calls in to provide commentary on certain subjects.
Leigh introduces 2 new games “We really want to see your boxers” and “Herpes Heroes, AKA:Derek”.
We bring back an old segment “old biddy watch”. An 88 yr old woman has been fined for hitting her 66 yr old son with a broom.
Another old biddy has modified an old painting of Jesus and botched it up.
If one wants to know about a the name and address of a certain submarine base, Leigh reveals it with much pomp.
We have florida news. A man has tried to shoot a couple having “fun times” while driving on the highway.
We then discuss cars at length, the proper term is “manual transmission” not “stick”.
It be Friday…
Ben calls in to discuss things, stuff and things we like. MrOil calls in to talk about other tosh. We discuss monies, servers, streams and shillage.
LoneSQRL calls in to provide witty comebacks.
The summary of the conversation with MrOil is that we might be able to get money from advertisements, but still be completely honest.
Young men gathering together though “My Little Pony: Friendship is magic”, we expose this dangerous new trend.
We then read some feedback from cynmac, who wants a specific t-shirt.
We have hoody-hoody swedish news, lots of people have been injured over pizza and piss.
The Swedish chef from the muppets apparently speaks Norwegian, but sounds Swedish, very confusing.
It be Thursday…
Leigh has had a lot of emails concerning the future of the Dirty Boxers show, and the new Paypal donation buttons. He is also shocked about returning to Scouting, and the state the group is in at the moment. Tashabella calls in from work to have a great catch up. Leigh had an idea to help the show for the long-term: Scamazon browser extentions / plugins. Meanwhile, certain people think Tashabella looks like Foxy Love from Drawn Together – THE RUDENESS! [image 1] Scout leader attacked by beaver. Workers use high-heel shoe to fight robber. Strip club smoke source was fog machine. Lap dances tax-free art?
It be Wednesday…
The melon known as MCS Matt returns to the show to catch up with what he has been up to for the past few months. Leigh also explains in more detail about the future of the show, and the issues facing the Dirty Boxers Family.
Sex-change surgery for prison inmate granted by judge. Remote-control tech turns cockroaches into beasts of burden. Angry man critiques noisy neighbours’ karaoke [image 1]. “Go-Topless Day” in New York seeks equal rights to bare chests. BIG discussion concerning the difference between the Duracell Bunny [image 1] and Energizer Bunny [image 2].
It be Tuesday…
Leigh has an interesting 24hrs – with random chats about scouting, and Wendy Williams [image 1]… Queens man dies after attacking kickboxing gas-station clerk. Police in Florida said they arrested a woman accused of driving away from one gas station 10 times without paying for the fuel. Pole Dancing For Kids? Sexually Aggressive Dolphin Tries To ‘Get Busy’ With Scuba Divers [video]. Bizarre fish has penis on its head [image 1 | image 2]. GoDaddy hosted websites down ‘in possible hack attack’. Plus some important news about the show.
It be Monday…
Leigh is back from his lads-holiday. Lots of stuff has changed! The attic is cleared now, lots of stuff has been burned to a crisp. Ben @splinter701 and LoneSQRL @LoneSQRL and Brian @brianmonroe all call in to congratulate. Leigh and his friends have spent all their money on gambling on the slot machines, paying for slots…
We have 2 voicemails today, one from a nice quiet gentleman, and one from a very loud lady. After this, Leigh relates a story of back-beach cooking. We reintroduce random pedophilia with the gangnam style video, an english version is proposed.
We have news! (courtesy of tashabella). A florida man, has been storing body parts.
A lady has fallen down some stairs and has acquired persistent arousal syndrome.
A woman has chopped off her boyfriends penis and flushed it down the toilet.
An Idaho man trying to contact a drug dealer, accidentally contacted a policeman instead.
A family in china has shaved numbers into their children’s hair, purely for the purposes of identification though.